Golden Globes 2012: The Liveblog
10:39: "We made this for 25 cents in five minutes" Streep says of The Iron Lady. That explains a lot.
10:40: Jane Fonda takes the stage to name the winner of Best Motion Picture -- Comedy Or Musical.
10:41: And it's The Artist! Piper Perabo is not impressed.
10:42: That freakin' Artist dog is too cute. The movie's gonna win the Oscar just so he can bark the acceptance speech.
10:46: Can Smash please stop saying "Introducing Katharine McPhee"? She was an American Idol and got eaten by a shark in Shark Night. She's been introduced enough already.
10:48: No-nonsense Natalie speeds through the nominees for Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture -- Drama and gives George Clooney his Globe. Clearly the presenters aren't paid by the minute.
10:49: Umpteenth dick joke of the night goes to Clooney.
10:52: We're considering a Diet Pepsi boycott based solely on the fact that those terrible Sofia Vergara ads seem to be playing on a loop. Need to find a place in NYC that sells Diet RC Cola.
10:56: No-nonsense Harrison Ford follows Natalie's lead presenting Best Motion Picture -- Drama. He's got a Star Wars: The Old Republic session to get back to.
10:57: The Descendants takes the Drama category... even though, in a lot of ways, it's funnier than The Artist. Go figure.
10:58: "If this movie becomes a timeless movie..." sayeth the movie's producer, not feeling an inflated sense of self-importance at all. (And no mention of Jim Rash, a.k.a. Dean Pelton, one of the film's co-writers? Community shafted again!)
10:59: Even Ricky's final line of the night is disappointing. A recession joke? We preferred it when he was proudly proclaiming his atheism.
11:00: And that's a wrap! See the full list of winners here.