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Golden Globes Liveblog 2014

by Ethan Alter January 12, 2014
Golden Globes 2014

Get ready to drink along with Tina and Amy (and us) as the Golden Globes begin in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1

8:00: The Tina and Amy Show has taken the stage. Let the debauchery begin!

8:00: "If something kind of works, they'll just keep doing it until everyone hates it." As succinct a summary of Ricky Gervais' Globes tenure that we've heard yet.

8:02: "You're basically a garbage person." Amy Poehler's been reading up on Armond White, huh?

8:04: An Amy Poehler and J-Law movie? Yes please!

8:05: Also, Julia Louis-Dreyfus needs to dis Reese Witherspoon in public more often.

8:09: Switching gears to TV shows now, but still taking the time for several more shots at Captain Phillips. Was that the only screener they had time to watch?

8:10: Final verdict: not quite as great as last year's intro, but some good zingers that brought back memories of their Weekend Update days. Cecily Strong has a lot to live up to.

8:11: Best Supporting Actress up first. We said Lupita Nyong'o. The Globes say…

8:11: J-Law. They probably just wanted to see if she'd fall down again on the way to the podium.

8:12: Onto Supporting Actress in a TV series, miniseries or movie, the most grab-bag category around.

8:13: And Old Hollywood steals a Globe back from the young as sixtysomething Jacqueline Bisset makes her long, long, long walk to the podium. They may as well have assigned her a table in England.

8:15: She sounds alternately moved and a little pissed off to be back here again. Also drunk.

8:16: We all need a little Chiwetel for inspiration.

8:16: Sounds like the Bleep Police missed a word.

8:16: What do you do when you can't play a winner off? Do they still keep those long hooks backstage or did those only ever in cartoons?

8:18: With two awards in the bag, keep track of all the winners here.

8:21: Best Miniseries and TV movie is on deck. Behind the Candelabra, right? Even though Top of the Lake is more deserving.

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