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Predicting Sarah Silverman

by Miss Alli May 27, 2007
Handicapping The MTV Movie Awards

Sarah Silverman makes anal sex joke: Even

Anal sex joke gets boos: 10-1

Katherine Heigl forced to make pervy small talk about wanting to do it with Shia LaBeouf: 5-1

Mark Burnett overrules viewer votes and gives Best Movie to the rough cut of Pirate Master: 50-1

John Travolta shows up in drag: 3-2

John Travolta shows up in his Battlefield Earth makeup: 50-1

Robin Williams does his Borat impression: Even

John Krasinski mismanages his new hair: 6-1

Special Jane Fonda appearance to present Lindsay Lohan with the Golden Bitch-Slap: 85-1

Ben Stiller "slyly" acknowledges that A Night At The Museum is beneath his highly ironic comic genius: 8-1

John Krasinski and Justin Long get into backstage slap fight: 7-2

Justin Long is paired with Jessica Biel playing "PC": 5-1

Jimmy Kimmel walk-on: 2-1

Seth Rogen implies that he's seen Paul Rudd naked: 5-2

Rihanna "accidental" "wardrobe malfunction": 20-1

Bat flies out of Amy Winehouse's beehive: 25-1

Andy Dick tries to crawl into Amy Winehouse's beehive: 15-1

Sarah Silverman appears in Pirates Of The Caribbean parody playing Keira Knightley opposite Clay Aiken as Johnny Depp: 100-1

Bruce Willis/Lindsay Lohan hookup: Even

Jessica Biel and Cameron Diaz pull each other's hair for real: 2-1

Random past-season Real World alumnus shows up in a crowd shot, and his cragginess makes us all feel really old: 9-2

Applause for Samuel L. Jackson's entrance lasts longer than three full minutes: 2-1

Samuel L. Jackson makes Snakes On A Plane "joke" about how he's not making any more Snakes On A Plane jokes: Even

Will Ferrell accepts award in character as the "More Cowbell" guy: 5-3

Will Ferrell accepts award in skating tights and no shirt: 7-2

Sacha Baron Cohen and Will Ferrell discuss the use of Lycra and Spandex for on-screen testicle confinement: 10-1

Johnny Depp accepts award via satellite: 4-1

300 parody features the cast of 227: 40-1

Little Miss Sunshine parody features the cast of 300 dancing to "Superfreak": 80-1

Someone throws a punch at Spencer from The Hills: even

The person who throws that punch is Abigail Breslin: 25-1

Borat shows up in character: 2-1

Borat shows up in character and hits on Jennifer Hudson: 4-1

Borat shows up in character, hits on Jennifer Hudson, and later has to have a body part blurred out: 6-1

Rodrigo Santoro shows up in character as Xerxes: 750-1

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Predicting Sarah Silverman

by Miss Alli May 27, 2007
Handicapping The 2007 MTV Movie Awards Sarah Silverman makes anal sex joke: Even Anal sex joke gets boos: 10-1 Katherine Heigl forced to make pervy small talk about wanting to do it with Shia LaBeouf: 5-1 Mark Burnett overrules viewer votes and gives Best Movie to the rough cut of Pirate Master: 50-1 John Travolta shows up in drag: 3-2 John Travolta shows up in his Battlefield Earth makeup: 50-1 Robin Williams does his Borat impression: Even John Krasinski mismanages his new hair: 6-1 Special Jane Fonda appearance to present Lindsay Lohan with the Golden Bitch-Slap: 85-1 Ben Stiller "slyly" acknowledges that A Night At The Museum is beneath his highly ironic comic genius: 8-1 John Krasinski and Justin Long get into backstage slap fight: 7-2 Justin Long is paired with Jessica Biel playing "PC": 5-1 Jimmy Kimmel walk-on: 2-1 Seth Rogen implies that he's seen Paul Rudd naked: 5-2 Rihanna "accidental" "wardrobe malfunction": 20-1 Bat flies out of Amy Winehouse's beehive: 25-1 Andy Dick tries to crawl into Amy Winehouse's beehive: 15-1 Sarah Silverman appears in Pirates Of The Caribbean parody playing Keira Knightley opposite Clay Aiken as Johnny Depp: 100-1 Bruce Willis/Lindsay Lohan hookup: Even Jessica Biel and Cameron Diaz pull each other's hair for real: 2-1 Random past-season Real World alumnus shows up in a crowd shot, and his cragginess makes us all feel really old: 9-2 Applause for Samuel L. Jackson's entrance lasts longer than three full minutes: 2-1 Samuel L. Jackson makes Snakes On A Plane "joke" about how he's not making any more Snakes On A Plane jokes: Even Will Ferrell accepts award in character as the "More Cowbell" guy: 5-3 Will Ferrell accepts award in skating tights and no shirt: 7-2 Sacha Baron Cohen and Will Ferrell discuss the use of Lycra and Spandex for on-screen testicle confinement: 10-1 Johnny Depp accepts award via satellite: 4-1 300 parody features the cast of 227: 40-1 Little Miss Sunshine parody features the cast of 300 dancing to "Superfreak": 80-1 Someone throws a punch at Spencer from The Hills: even The person who throws that punch is Abigail Breslin: 25-1 Borat shows up in character: 2-1 Borat shows up in character and hits on Jennifer Hudson: 4-1 Borat shows up in character, hits on Jennifer Hudson, and later has to have a body part blurred out: 6-1 Rodrigo Santoro shows up in character as Xerxes: 750-1

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