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High School Musical 2

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The Tannest Teenagers In Tan-Teenageville

A sensitive acoustic guitar accompanies Troy as he runs out to the pool where Gabi is waiting, and he jumps into the pool all shirtless and dirty. (Wait...he's shirtless. It might be me who's dirty.) He offers her a picnic. He then dares her to jump in, and she points out that they aren't supposed to be in the pool right now. Determined to get his own way, Troy fakes a drowning emergency and demands a rescue, so she gigglingly jumps in, of course. Now they're wet. And in the pool. They swim around. They play in the water. They decline to kiss. They hear an owl. I'm totally not lying, you guys. An owl. He says it's finally feeling like summer, and then they start to make like they're thinking about possibly considering kissing again, but Fulton's angry shoes appear at the edge of the pool to interrupt. If it were me, at this point, I'd be like, "Never mind. God doesn't want us to make out. It was nice knowing you." So Fulton goes through his spiel about how Gabi has had various "strikes" now, she'd better not get another one, blah blah.

Later, Coach Dad and Troy are working on a truck at House Of Troy, and Troy is explaining his day of awkward golf and being waited on by his friends. As usual, his dad shows nothing but density, telling him that they were paid and everything, so who cares? Way to be sensitive, Meat Senior. Troy insists that it "felt weird." Coach Dad tells him to keep his eye on the future, because soon, he will be ditching his existing friends and team, and he'll have to work hard to avoid being "left behind." Troy says he didn't intend to spend the summer with his friends waiting on him, and his thick-skulled father is all, "Never be ashamed of attention as long as you've earned it!" Coach Dad is a dolt. He only cares how the food was. Jerk! But then he gives Troy the truck they're working on, so I guess that makes him awesome again. Buy my love, somebody!

Troy drops by the pool to see Gabriella, who is teaching water aerobics (?), but while they're talking, Sharpay holds a sign up to a window beckoning him, so he scampers off. Troy is the only guy I've ever seen who is, like, Hello-Kitty-whipped. Taylor wants to know what Sharpay is up to, and Gabi doesn't know. It turns out that before meeting up with Sharpay, Troy is putting in a good word with Fulton, trying to get Gabi out of trouble for last night's pool incident. In response, as FOT listens in, Fulton offers Troy a new job as an assistant to the golf pro -- lots of money, no clocking in and out, sweet tips. Troy can't believe it, and accepts immediately. Beware! The Devil Wears Plaid Pants, Troy! PLAID PANTS!

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Mondo Extra
High School Musical 2

Episode Report Card
Grade It Now!
YOU GRADE IT
The Tannest Teenagers In Tan-Teenageville

A sensitive acoustic guitar accompanies Troy as he runs out to the pool where Gabi is waiting, and he jumps into the pool all shirtless and dirty. (Wait...he's shirtless. It might be me who's dirty.) He offers her a picnic. He then dares her to jump in, and she points out that they aren't supposed to be in the pool right now. Determined to get his own way, Troy fakes a drowning emergency and demands a rescue, so she gigglingly jumps in, of course. Now they're wet. And in the pool. They swim around. They play in the water. They decline to kiss. They hear an owl. I'm totally not lying, you guys. An owl. He says it's finally feeling like summer, and then they start to make like they're thinking about possibly considering kissing again, but Fulton's angry shoes appear at the edge of the pool to interrupt. If it were me, at this point, I'd be like, "Never mind. God doesn't want us to make out. It was nice knowing you." So Fulton goes through his spiel about how Gabi has had various "strikes" now, she'd better not get another one, blah blah.

Later, Coach Dad and Troy are working on a truck at House Of Troy, and Troy is explaining his day of awkward golf and being waited on by his friends. As usual, his dad shows nothing but density, telling him that they were paid and everything, so who cares? Way to be sensitive, Meat Senior. Troy insists that it "felt weird." Coach Dad tells him to keep his eye on the future, because soon, he will be ditching his existing friends and team, and he'll have to work hard to avoid being "left behind." Troy says he didn't intend to spend the summer with his friends waiting on him, and his thick-skulled father is all, "Never be ashamed of attention as long as you've earned it!" Coach Dad is a dolt. He only cares how the food was. Jerk! But then he gives Troy the truck they're working on, so I guess that makes him awesome again. Buy my love, somebody!

Troy drops by the pool to see Gabriella, who is teaching water aerobics (?), but while they're talking, Sharpay holds a sign up to a window beckoning him, so he scampers off. Troy is the only guy I've ever seen who is, like, Hello-Kitty-whipped. Taylor wants to know what Sharpay is up to, and Gabi doesn't know. It turns out that before meeting up with Sharpay, Troy is putting in a good word with Fulton, trying to get Gabi out of trouble for last night's pool incident. In response, as FOT listens in, Fulton offers Troy a new job as an assistant to the golf pro -- lots of money, no clocking in and out, sweet tips. Troy can't believe it, and accepts immediately. Beware! The Devil Wears Plaid Pants, Troy! PLAID PANTS!

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