MONDO EXTRAS

We're All In This Together. All Right

by Miss Alli August 17, 2007
High School Musical

Aaaand, montage! Kelsi plays the piano. Troy studies his sheet music. Ryan overhears him singing. Gabi practices in the bathroom. Sharpay overhears her. Gabi and Kelsi practice together. Kelsi and Troy practice together.

The montage ends, and now we're at basketball practice, where Coach Dad is being a bigger jerk than ever. Troy's not there, and Coach Dad pissed. But Troy is practicing his singing! And making sets! And trading goo-goo eyes with Gabi! We then see Troy arrive at basketball practice just in time to see it ending. Coach Dad will not like this one bit. Troy offers to stay and shoot free throws, and Coach Dad is basically like, "YEAH you will, bitch," and he leaves. As Troy shoots, Gabi shows up. Okay, I get that they like each other, but I don't think she should be walking in on practice. You don't want to be needy, Gabi. She sinks a free throw, and they weakly banter. He breaks the news that he missed practice, and "teases" her that if he gets booted from the team, it will be her fault. They start playfully rassling, and he's got her in a hold of some semi-suspicious sort when Coach Dad bursts into the gym and busts them. Coach dad rudely rebuffs Gabi's attempts to be friendly, even refusing to shake her hand, which kind of escalates Coach Dad to Professional Jackass. Gabi leaves politely, and Troy wonders why his dad sucks. When she's gone, Coach Dad gets all "that girl" about her, and Troy pouts his soft little lips about it, talking about what a nice girl she is. Like, literally -- he says, "She's very nice." That's what he wants to tell his dad about his girl -- "She's very nice." Troy looks to be near tears as Coach Dad goes on about how Troy is the team leader, and he can't let everybody down, et cetera. Troy's the playmaker, and this is special. Of course, Troy thinks certain other things are also special. Like second base. That's pretty good. Troy doesn't understand why Coach Dad can't accept his singing ("AH DON'T WANT YOUR LAAAHFE!") and he eventually does the Brenda Stomp right into the locker room.

Next thing you know, Friend Of Troy is berating Troy some more about the callback as the two of them wander in the library stacks, where they have no apparent reason to be, because they hate books. Friend Of Troy lies that Troy is the one talking when the librarian comes in to bust them. With friends like Friend Of Troy, Troy does not need any Enemies Of Troy. Anyway, Friend Of Troy has some bullshit theory about how Michael Crawford never made it onto a Wheaties box, as if Friend Of Troy wouldn't be tied to a flagpole with a pair of pantyhose and soaked with Jean Naté by his friends just for knowing who Michael Crawford is. Friend Of Troy promises that this can only lead to leotards.

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We're All In This Together. All Right

by Miss Alli August 17, 2007
High School Musical

Aaaand, montage! Kelsi plays the piano. Troy studies his sheet music. Ryan overhears him singing. Gabi practices in the bathroom. Sharpay overhears her. Gabi and Kelsi practice together. Kelsi and Troy practice together.

The montage ends, and now we're at basketball practice, where Coach Dad is being a bigger jerk than ever. Troy's not there, and Coach Dad pissed. But Troy is practicing his singing! And making sets! And trading goo-goo eyes with Gabi! We then see Troy arrive at basketball practice just in time to see it ending. Coach Dad will not like this one bit. Troy offers to stay and shoot free throws, and Coach Dad is basically like, "YEAH you will, bitch," and he leaves. As Troy shoots, Gabi shows up. Okay, I get that they like each other, but I don't think she should be walking in on practice. You don't want to be needy, Gabi. She sinks a free throw, and they weakly banter. He breaks the news that he missed practice, and "teases" her that if he gets booted from the team, it will be her fault. They start playfully rassling, and he's got her in a hold of some semi-suspicious sort when Coach Dad bursts into the gym and busts them. Coach dad rudely rebuffs Gabi's attempts to be friendly, even refusing to shake her hand, which kind of escalates Coach Dad to Professional Jackass. Gabi leaves politely, and Troy wonders why his dad sucks. When she's gone, Coach Dad gets all "that girl" about her, and Troy pouts his soft little lips about it, talking about what a nice girl she is. Like, literally -- he says, "She's very nice." That's what he wants to tell his dad about his girl -- "She's very nice." Troy looks to be near tears as Coach Dad goes on about how Troy is the team leader, and he can't let everybody down, et cetera. Troy's the playmaker, and this is special. Of course, Troy thinks certain other things are also special. Like second base. That's pretty good. Troy doesn't understand why Coach Dad can't accept his singing ("AH DON'T WANT YOUR LAAAHFE!") and he eventually does the Brenda Stomp right into the locker room.

Next thing you know, Friend Of Troy is berating Troy some more about the callback as the two of them wander in the library stacks, where they have no apparent reason to be, because they hate books. Friend Of Troy lies that Troy is the one talking when the librarian comes in to bust them. With friends like Friend Of Troy, Troy does not need any Enemies Of Troy. Anyway, Friend Of Troy has some bullshit theory about how Michael Crawford never made it onto a Wheaties box, as if Friend Of Troy wouldn't be tied to a flagpole with a pair of pantyhose and soaked with Jean Naté by his friends just for knowing who Michael Crawford is. Friend Of Troy promises that this can only lead to leotards.

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