MONDO EXTRAS

We're All In This Together. All Right

by Miss Alli August 17, 2007
High School Musical

Song! Sung by guy in track suit and girl in lab coat. Just the way all love songs should be. But as they're about to start, Gabi freezes and tells him she can't do it. But he tells her to stand right next to him, like when they were at the lodge, and then she's okay. Of course. I really wish Efron would open his mouth and stop nasally pinching off everything he sings, because he has a decent voice, but his mouth needs to open more vertically and less horizontally. Of course, as the song builds, the happiest guy in the audience is FOT, who just could not be happier for his friends. Gabi loses the lab coat. It does not help the song suck less. FOT is now so excited in the audience about the singing that he looks like he's already won the championship. I think somebody will be auditioning for Kenicke next time around. Oh, and Coach Dad is looking on lovingly. They really, really should have written a better song for the romantic climax. Really. Because this one is capital-T Terrible, and some of the other songs have been merely lame. If only this song were merely lame. I long for merely lame. But on the last note, they stare googly-mooglies at each other, and then the wild applause begins. And then Sexless Troy, The Wonder Ken Doll, reaches down and kisses Gabi ON THE CHEEK. Hopeless. He is hopeless.

And then we're back at the basketball game! Which has resumed, now that the urgent public-safety issue of the broken scoreboard has been resolved. The Wildcats are down by one! Troy has the ball! He passes to Baking Zeke! He gets the ball back! He shoots! He scores! Wildcats win! Wildcats win! Troy is lifted on the shoulders of his team, and no one resents him at all! It turns out the DQ even came to the game! And Gabi is there, and she tells him that her team also won! And then Troy almost kisses her! On the mouth! But then FOT interrupts! And when they're rid of him, he collides with Taylor, grabs her, and instructs her that she's coming with him to the after-party! She agrees! Sharpay comes up, says she and Ryan will be the understudies, and encourages Gabi to break a leg -- really! But then she says it means good luck, and she cracks a smile! Sharpay was fixed by the power of that horrible song! Sharpay then runs smack into Baking Zeke, and she blows him off until he gives her some cookies! Troy gives Kelsi the game ball! Which is kind of random! One of the dorks on the basketball team comes and takes Kelsi's hat off, and her pretty hair tumbles down, and we managed to fit in an ugly-to-pretty transformation in the last moments! He helps her shoot her game ball through the hoop!

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We're All In This Together. All Right

by Miss Alli August 17, 2007
High School Musical

Song! Sung by guy in track suit and girl in lab coat. Just the way all love songs should be. But as they're about to start, Gabi freezes and tells him she can't do it. But he tells her to stand right next to him, like when they were at the lodge, and then she's okay. Of course. I really wish Efron would open his mouth and stop nasally pinching off everything he sings, because he has a decent voice, but his mouth needs to open more vertically and less horizontally. Of course, as the song builds, the happiest guy in the audience is FOT, who just could not be happier for his friends. Gabi loses the lab coat. It does not help the song suck less. FOT is now so excited in the audience about the singing that he looks like he's already won the championship. I think somebody will be auditioning for Kenicke next time around. Oh, and Coach Dad is looking on lovingly. They really, really should have written a better song for the romantic climax. Really. Because this one is capital-T Terrible, and some of the other songs have been merely lame. If only this song were merely lame. I long for merely lame. But on the last note, they stare googly-mooglies at each other, and then the wild applause begins. And then Sexless Troy, The Wonder Ken Doll, reaches down and kisses Gabi ON THE CHEEK. Hopeless. He is hopeless.

And then we're back at the basketball game! Which has resumed, now that the urgent public-safety issue of the broken scoreboard has been resolved. The Wildcats are down by one! Troy has the ball! He passes to Baking Zeke! He gets the ball back! He shoots! He scores! Wildcats win! Wildcats win! Troy is lifted on the shoulders of his team, and no one resents him at all! It turns out the DQ even came to the game! And Gabi is there, and she tells him that her team also won! And then Troy almost kisses her! On the mouth! But then FOT interrupts! And when they're rid of him, he collides with Taylor, grabs her, and instructs her that she's coming with him to the after-party! She agrees! Sharpay comes up, says she and Ryan will be the understudies, and encourages Gabi to break a leg -- really! But then she says it means good luck, and she cracks a smile! Sharpay was fixed by the power of that horrible song! Sharpay then runs smack into Baking Zeke, and she blows him off until he gives her some cookies! Troy gives Kelsi the game ball! Which is kind of random! One of the dorks on the basketball team comes and takes Kelsi's hat off, and her pretty hair tumbles down, and we managed to fit in an ugly-to-pretty transformation in the last moments! He helps her shoot her game ball through the hoop!

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