MONDO EXTRAS

If Someone Else Chose The Emmy Nominees

by Miss Alli July 17, 2007

As you know, this is the week that the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences announces the Emmy nominations. What you probably also know is that countless organizations provide alternate lists of nominations. In lieu of writing our own "If We Picked The Nominees" feature, we have deployed our resources in espionage to obtain completely illegal and unauthorized copies of certain segments of the lists compiled by other organizations. Please do not tell anyone where you saw these, because we could get in a lot of trouble.

The Category: Best Drama
The Nominators: Mrs. Henke's Second-Grade Classroom; Edina, Minnesota
The Nominees:
Naked Brothers Band
Hannah Montana
That's So Raven
Drake and Josh
Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip

The Category: Best Comedy
The Nominators: The American Council of CPAs
The Nominees:
The CBS Evening News
NBC Nightly News With Brian Williams
ABC World News With Charles Gibson
Lou Dobbs Tonight
News Hour With Jim Lehrer

The Category: Best Show (combined category)
The Nominators: Giant Angry Throng Gathered Outside Les Moonves's House
The Nominees:
Jericho
Another Episode Of Jericho
The Making Of Jericho
Les Moonves Can Suck It
SOLIDARITY FOREVER!!!!!

The Category: Best Actor, Comedy Or Drama (combined category)
The Nominators: Twelve Female Clerical Workers Having Lunch At Sbarro
The Nominees:
John Krasinski, The Office
John Krasinski, American Dad
John Krasinski, Late Night With Conan O'Brien
John Krasinski, The Ellen DeGeneres Show
John Krasinski, HBO First Look: License To Wed

The Category: Best Actor, Drama
The Nominators: TV Room #3, Snicker County Correctional Facility; Snicker, PA
The Nominees:
Wentworth Miller, Prison Break
Peter Stormare, Prison Break
Dominic Purcell, Prison Break
Robert Knepper, Prison Break
Vincent D'Onofrio, Law & Order: Criminal Intent