Evil Brother and Slightly Less Evil Brother argue over what to do. Evil Brother sees slave traders approaching, and wants to get rid of Eddie. Slightly Less Evil Brother protests for a bit, and earns the "Slightly Less" portion of his name. Evil Brother suggests telling Dad that a wild animal devoured Third Watch Eddie. Slightly Less gives in. They tell Jacob. They show him the bloody Bathrobe Of Two Colors. Jacob cries, and rubs the suddenly not-bloody-at-all bathrobe against his face.
Third Watch Eddie is dragged into Egypt by the slave traders. They kick him to the ground, and he looks up to see another bad special-effects shot of what looks like a leftover set from Stargate. Fade out.
Coming up in Part Two: Hear about the adventures of Third Watch Eddie in Egypt. See what's under Billy Campbell's toga. Sex. Thieves. Pus-filled boils. More bad acting. More bad eye make-up. Even worse special effects. May God have mercy on us all.