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And the bride wore...

by admin February 8, 2001
InStyle Celebrity Weddings

Thanks to Sars, for throwing me the beautiful bouquet that was this recap assignment. And to Gustave and the other folks in Stonecutters who helped me recall old episodes of Beverly Hills, 90210. I'll let you be my bridesmaids!

This is a production of InStyle magazine! InStyle! For the void in your life!

"InStyle invites you to relive the emotion, the surprise, and the elegance behind this year's MOST DISTINGUISHED weddings, and the love stories behind them!" says a gushing female voice-over. There are teasers previewing what's to come: Backstreet Boy Brian Littrell sings to his bride! T-Boz of TLC surprises her husband! Jennie Garth from 90210 weeps tears of joy! Joan Lunden finds true love! Toni Braxton finds the perfect dress! Mary Stuart Masterson gives up her lesbian icon status!

Plus: "some style scoops on the biggest weddings of the year," i.e. Madonna and Guy; Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones; Brad and Jennifer. Remember, people: the BIGGEST weddings are not necessarily the "most distinguished." Anyway girls, let's all curl up with our kitty cats and our ice cream and our Xanax, and let's watch the InStyle Wedding Spectacular!!!!

Jennie Garth and TV Movie Stud

THE BACKGROUND STORY: "Jennie Garth, Tori Spelling, and Tiffani-Amber Thiessen are in makeup," gushes Gushing Female Voice-over. Indeed they are. Tiffani-Amber looks surprisingly good in highlights. Tori could use some. "But this isn't behind the scenes at Beverly Hills 90210," the voice-over continues. "Because for Jennie Garth, real life is better than fiction." Translation: "This real wedding is WAY BETTER than Tori Spelling's fictional one in the series finale."

Anyway, Jennie is marrying this guy named Peter Facinelli, and they met while doing a TV movie called An Unfinished Affair. They show a clip from An Unfinished Affair so you can see the sizzling chemistry between them. In the clip, TV Movie Stud shyly asks Jennie out. Jennie smiles knowingly, and here we should probably forget that the knowing smile had to do with the fact that her character was trying to seduce Peter Facinelli's character as part of a revenge plot because she was sleeping with his father who had blown her off when his wife failed to die of cancer…and…anyway, never mind that. Let's just pretend that in this clip from An Unfinished Affair Jennie Garth is gazing at TV Movie Stud and thinking, "that's the man I'm going to marry in an extravagantly publicized wedding event someday."

So they met, and then they had a baby named Luca Bella; I guess they want the kid to grow up to be an Italian restaurant someday. In a candid interview, Jennie talks about TV Movie Stud. "He's just an angel straight from Heaven," she says. Uh, yeah. Like one day God just summoned an angel and told him, "thou shalt live on Earth, and unto you a TV career shall be made! Go, and find the one who is called Jennie Garth, for she is lonely, and her long-running show soon endeth." And it was so.

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And the bride wore...

by admin February 8, 2001
InStyle Celebrity Weddings Thanks to Sars, for throwing me the beautiful bouquet that was this recap assignment. And to Gustave and the other folks in Stonecutters who helped me recall old episodes of Beverly Hills, 90210. I'll let you be my bridesmaids! This is a production of InStyle magazine! InStyle! For the void in your life! "InStyle invites you to relive the emotion, the surprise, and the elegance behind this year's MOST DISTINGUISHED weddings, and the love stories behind them!" says a gushing female voice-over. There are teasers previewing what's to come: Backstreet Boy Brian Littrell sings to his bride! T-Boz of TLC surprises her husband! Jennie Garth from 90210 weeps tears of joy! Joan Lunden finds true love! Toni Braxton finds the perfect dress! Mary Stuart Masterson gives up her lesbian icon status! Plus: "some style scoops on the biggest weddings of the year," i.e. Madonna and Guy; Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones; Brad and Jennifer. Remember, people: the BIGGEST weddings are not necessarily the "most distinguished." Anyway girls, let's all curl up with our kitty cats and our ice cream and our Xanax, and let's watch the InStyle Wedding Spectacular!!!!

Jennie Garth and TV Movie Stud

THE BACKGROUND STORY: "Jennie Garth, Tori Spelling, and Tiffani-Amber Thiessen are in makeup," gushes Gushing Female Voice-over. Indeed they are. Tiffani-Amber looks surprisingly good in highlights. Tori could use some. "But this isn't behind the scenes at Beverly Hills 90210," the voice-over continues. "Because for Jennie Garth, real life is better than fiction." Translation: "This real wedding is WAY BETTER than Tori Spelling's fictional one in the series finale." Anyway, Jennie is marrying this guy named Peter Facinelli, and they met while doing a TV movie called An Unfinished Affair. They show a clip from An Unfinished Affair so you can see the sizzling chemistry between them. In the clip, TV Movie Stud shyly asks Jennie out. Jennie smiles knowingly, and here we should probably forget that the knowing smile had to do with the fact that her character was trying to seduce Peter Facinelli's character as part of a revenge plot because she was sleeping with his father who had blown her off when his wife failed to die of cancer…and…anyway, never mind that. Let's just pretend that in this clip from An Unfinished Affair Jennie Garth is gazing at TV Movie Stud and thinking, "that's the man I'm going to marry in an extravagantly publicized wedding event someday."

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