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And the bride wore...

by Wendola February 8, 2001
InStyle Celebrity Weddings

So will T-Boz take Mack's last name, "10"? Or what? I guess she could do a hyphenate: T-Boz-10.

THE CEREMONY: Outdoors, on the lawn of a country club overlooking the ocean. It's a "1940s-style gala" and everyone's supposed to wear cream and beige. Except someone's in red. Uh-oh. I think it's Chilli. Both T-Boz and Mack 10 admit they were nervous as hell and hadn't gotten any sleep the night before. They're adorable, I tell you. Mack 10 waits at the altar in a white tux, looking a little freaked out.

Rhythmic gymnasts from TLC's live show twirl ribbons to herald the bride. That's a really nice touch, using rhythmic gymnasts. Aside from the Olympics, it seems like rhythmic gymnasts never have anything to do. Then T-Boz shows up in a white Bentley. Yeah! It just drives up on the lawn and someone opens the door and she steps on out like the VIP she is! She's pregnant and she looks great.

Their vows are simple. Mack 10 says his. Then T-Boz says, "I do fo' sho." I'm serious: that's how closed captioning transcribed it. How cute. Then a hundred white doves fly over them. Damn! That's fancy!

THE RECEPTION: Oooh! Check it out! They got a big old silk tent with crystal chandeliers inside. Ice-T is there. Chilli is there, but I guess Left Eye got Left Out. They show the cake stuff and the garter ceremony and it looks like one hell of a good time. Let's hear it for the Boz-10s, people!

There's a boring segment about rings. These Hollywood types, they're getting the antique rings these days. Whatever.

Joan Lunden and Some Guy

THE BACKGROUND STORY: "Joan Lunden may just be the gutsiest woman on prime time," says Gushing Female Voice-over, while we see footage of Joan doing all sorts of "gutsy" things for her A & E show Behind Closed Doors: bungee jumping! Skydiving! Performing as a showgirl! But it wasn't always sunshine and roses and desperate ratings stunts for Joan. She had that divorce. She quit Good Morning America. Joan was alone. Joan was on her own. At first she was afraid; she was petrified! Then she met Some Guy at a deli.

The InStyle camera crew actually goes to this deli, while in a candid interview, Joan and Some Guy describe their love-at-first-sight moment. From what I can tell, it was something like this: their eyes met. The cheese glistened. Joan said to herself, "He's the one." The deli clerks smirked at the cameras. Wow. It's like we're there.

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And the bride wore...

by Wendola February 8, 2001
InStyle Celebrity Weddings Anyway. T-Boz is from the group TLC and Mack 10 is -- this is just a wild guess here -- a rapper. Either that or a Sony Playstation game. In a candid interview, they talk about their relationship. Mack 10 says he married T-Boz because she's "cool." "She fine and everything, everyone know she cute," he says. Meanwhile T-Boz rolls her eyes and snorts. "But she's also my best friend, my partner, my homegirl," says Mack 10. Aww. Okay, out of all the couples in the special, these two have the best chemistry by a long shot. So will T-Boz take Mack's last name, "10"? Or what? I guess she could do a hyphenate: T-Boz-10. THE CEREMONY: Outdoors, on the lawn of a country club overlooking the ocean. It's a "1940s-style gala" and everyone's supposed to wear cream and beige. Except someone's in red. Uh-oh. I think it's Chilli. Both T-Boz and Mack 10 admit they were nervous as hell and hadn't gotten any sleep the night before. They're adorable, I tell you. Mack 10 waits at the altar in a white tux, looking a little freaked out. Rhythmic gymnasts from TLC's live show twirl ribbons to herald the bride. That's a really nice touch, using rhythmic gymnasts. Aside from the Olympics, it seems like rhythmic gymnasts never have anything to do. Then T-Boz shows up in a white Bentley. Yeah! It just drives up on the lawn and someone opens the door and she steps on out like the VIP she is! She's pregnant and she looks great. Their vows are simple. Mack 10 says his. Then T-Boz says, "I do fo' sho." I'm serious: that's how closed captioning transcribed it. How cute. Then a hundred white doves fly over them. Damn! That's fancy! THE RECEPTION: Oooh! Check it out! They got a big old silk tent with crystal chandeliers inside. Ice-T is there. Chilli is there, but I guess Left Eye got Left Out. They show the cake stuff and the garter ceremony and it looks like one hell of a good time. Let's hear it for the Boz-10s, people! There's a boring segment about rings. These Hollywood types, they're getting the antique rings these days. Whatever.

Joan Lunden and Some Guy

THE BACKGROUND STORY: "Joan Lunden may just be the gutsiest woman on prime time," says Gushing Female Voice-over, while we see footage of Joan doing all sorts of "gutsy" things for her A & E show Behind Closed Doors: bungee jumping! Skydiving! Performing as a showgirl! But it wasn't always sunshine and roses and desperate ratings stunts for Joan. She had that divorce. She quit Good Morning America. Joan was alone. Joan was on her own. At first she was afraid; she was petrified! Then she met Some Guy at a deli.

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