MONDO EXTRAS

Bitches and Kitsches

by Pamie May 26, 2001
Lady Marmalade from the Moulin Rouge Soundtrack

Pink is leaning forward, still amazed at her own cleavage.

Lil' Kim stares at us from underneath orange hair.

Mya touches her own breasts and heaves.

Christina is too busy teasing her crimped blonde wig. Her mouth is huge, people.

Mya then smacks her own ass so hard that you can see one of her fingers almost bust a seam. Her thighs jolt from the force of the smack. We are watching porn, yo.

Mya's peep show window closes again, and it's time for Pink. She walks up with her verse wearing a black top hat, a black metal bikini, and black fingerless gloves that go all the way up her arms. She opens her legs on a chair to show us that, indeed, she's all pink.

Cut to Pink in a boudoir, motioning to us from underneath her blonde and pink curls to follow her to the canopy bed. She's wearing black mesh and not much else. Her long black fingernails wiggle.

Silhouette shot of Pink straddling a chair.

Pink touches her own breast and holds her other hand up next to her face. In the silhouette, it's pretty obvious she's actually Freddie Krueger. We have that same scared feeling, anyway. Pink spreads her legs.

Pink leans her breasts closer to us and tries to hold her eyes open despite all of the mascara.

Pink wiggles on her chair and puts her hands as close to Coochland as possible. She pulls a black scarf from out of her vagina. What? She does. It's not there and then it's coming out of her crotch. You tell us where she got it, then. Pink wraps the fabric around her fist and then punches it out of her way as she steps on her stool to open her legs wider. She gitchy-gitchy-ya-ya-da-das her titties and then holds her crotch while she rocks back and forth on her hands. Still holding herself, she curls her lips at us and then kicks the stool back behind her. She never lets go of herself. So talented. Close up on Pink's fingers stroking her crotch as she gitchy-gitchy-ya-yas here.

On her bed, Pink holds her breasts and moans at us.

Then Pink's onstage, fingering us to come closer to her exposed stomach. She mocha-choca-lattah-ya-ya' her arm, strokes her tattoo, and then slowly grinds her ass on the camera. There's a lot of pink, here.

Exhausted from her own sexual energy, Pink gets off her bed and touches her hair.

As she lowers herself to the stage while holding onto her left boob, you have to notice Pink's kick-ass boots. Her skank-ass black nails with fire decals have got to go, though. Pink touches her hat, her breast, her hat, her arm, her breast, her knee.

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Bitches and Kitsches

by Pamie May 26, 2001
Lady Marmalade from the Moulin Rouge Soundtrack Pink is leaning forward, still amazed at her own cleavage. Lil' Kim stares at us from underneath orange hair. Mya touches her own breasts and heaves. Christina is too busy teasing her crimped blonde wig. Her mouth is huge, people. Mya then smacks her own ass so hard that you can see one of her fingers almost bust a seam. Her thighs jolt from the force of the smack. We are watching porn, yo. Mya's peep show window closes again, and it's time for Pink. She walks up with her verse wearing a black top hat, a black metal bikini, and black fingerless gloves that go all the way up her arms. She opens her legs on a chair to show us that, indeed, she's all pink. Cut to Pink in a boudoir, motioning to us from underneath her blonde and pink curls to follow her to the canopy bed. She's wearing black mesh and not much else. Her long black fingernails wiggle. Silhouette shot of Pink straddling a chair. Pink touches her own breast and holds her other hand up next to her face. In the silhouette, it's pretty obvious she's actually Freddie Krueger. We have that same scared feeling, anyway. Pink spreads her legs. Pink leans her breasts closer to us and tries to hold her eyes open despite all of the mascara. Pink wiggles on her chair and puts her hands as close to Coochland as possible. She pulls a black scarf from out of her vagina. What? She does. It's not there and then it's coming out of her crotch. You tell us where she got it, then. Pink wraps the fabric around her fist and then punches it out of her way as she steps on her stool to open her legs wider. She gitchy-gitchy-ya-ya-da-das her titties and then holds her crotch while she rocks back and forth on her hands. Still holding herself, she curls her lips at us and then kicks the stool back behind her. She never lets go of herself. So talented. Close up on Pink's fingers stroking her crotch as she gitchy-gitchy-ya-yas here. On her bed, Pink holds her breasts and moans at us. Then Pink's onstage, fingering us to come closer to her exposed stomach. She mocha-choca-lattah-ya-ya' her arm, strokes her tattoo, and then slowly grinds her ass on the camera. There's a lot of pink, here. Exhausted from her own sexual energy, Pink gets off her bed and touches her hair. As she lowers herself to the stage while holding onto her left boob, you have to notice Pink's kick-ass boots. Her skank-ass black nails with fire decals have got to go, though. Pink touches her hat, her breast, her hat, her arm, her breast, her knee.

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