MONDO EXTRAS

Bitches and Kitsches

by Pamie May 26, 2001
Lady Marmalade from the Moulin Rouge Soundtrack

Pink touches herself. Mya straddles her crop. Mya touches her chin. Pink touches her ass. Kim strokes a couch arm. Pink grabs her crotch. Christina squats and looks at the woman who is touching her ass. She juts her ass out towards the woman and the woman gives it a half-hearted spanking.

Close-up on Christina Aguilscareus. She flips her wig around, making pasty girl giggle.

Christina shows us how fast she can wiggle her own tongue.

Oh, how scary. Christina comes lumbering towards us on the peep-show stage. With all of that fake hair and those bony-ass legs, she looks like a giant mannish lollipop come to life, ready to kill us all. There is nothing even slightly sexy about this. She tries to touch herself where her breasts are supposed to be, but even John Waters can't handle this display. The camera just tries to focus underneath Christina and on the curve of her ass so we aren't so scared, but we can't get that image of those dead eyes and those missing breasts out of our heads.

Christina strokes her ass and then grinds her crotch on the camera. It isn't working.

Diva Christina throws some makeup off her vanity.

Peep Show Christina holds her hips and then rips the gloves off her arms.

Diva Christina throws some powder into the air.

Peep Show Christina looks like Perry Farrell in a wig.

Cut to the four girls on the heart-shaped stage. Pink is walking toward us sideways, so we can still see both inside her crotch and a hint of nipple.

Handlers are applying more makeup to Diva Christina.

Peep Show Christina has green and purple streaks inside her wig, and she looks like Fraggle Rock's Trash Heap. She tries using her glove as something against which to stroke, but the glove looks like it weighs more than she does. We're captivated by its curves.

Diva Christina gets even more makeup. She shoves a finger into her mouth. She gets excited at the high point of the song and grabs her breasts.

All four women gitchy-gitchy-ya-ya around, holding every single private part they have. They grind on their fingers and then wiggle their crotches into their hands. They gitchy-gitchy-ya-ya down and spread their legs for us at the knees.

The peep-show window goes up to show Mya as Diva Christina is still getting hair and makeup.

Peep Show Christina is taking off the same glove again as she mocha-choca-lattah-ya-yas. The other girls are holding their heads and pumping their crotches at us from every angle.

There are few things scarier than the moments following: we see inside Christina's mouth, Christina's bony body jutting out the curve of an ass, the terrifying moment when you realize that it's an arm and not a pole, and the purple fingerless gloves so close to going inside her mouth. Christina pretends to pose randomly as she shoves her fingers in her crotch, her mouth, her tenuous hold on her career.

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Bitches and Kitsches

by Pamie May 26, 2001
Lady Marmalade from the Moulin Rouge Soundtrack Pink touches herself. Mya straddles her crop. Mya touches her chin. Pink touches her ass. Kim strokes a couch arm. Pink grabs her crotch. Christina squats and looks at the woman who is touching her ass. She juts her ass out towards the woman and the woman gives it a half-hearted spanking. Close-up on Christina Aguilscareus. She flips her wig around, making pasty girl giggle. Christina shows us how fast she can wiggle her own tongue. Oh, how scary. Christina comes lumbering towards us on the peep-show stage. With all of that fake hair and those bony-ass legs, she looks like a giant mannish lollipop come to life, ready to kill us all. There is nothing even slightly sexy about this. She tries to touch herself where her breasts are supposed to be, but even John Waters can't handle this display. The camera just tries to focus underneath Christina and on the curve of her ass so we aren't so scared, but we can't get that image of those dead eyes and those missing breasts out of our heads. Christina strokes her ass and then grinds her crotch on the camera. It isn't working. Diva Christina throws some makeup off her vanity. Peep Show Christina holds her hips and then rips the gloves off her arms. Diva Christina throws some powder into the air. Peep Show Christina looks like Perry Farrell in a wig. Cut to the four girls on the heart-shaped stage. Pink is walking toward us sideways, so we can still see both inside her crotch and a hint of nipple. Handlers are applying more makeup to Diva Christina. Peep Show Christina has green and purple streaks inside her wig, and she looks like Fraggle Rock's Trash Heap. She tries using her glove as something against which to stroke, but the glove looks like it weighs more than she does. We're captivated by its curves. Diva Christina gets even more makeup. She shoves a finger into her mouth. She gets excited at the high point of the song and grabs her breasts. All four women gitchy-gitchy-ya-ya around, holding every single private part they have. They grind on their fingers and then wiggle their crotches into their hands. They gitchy-gitchy-ya-ya down and spread their legs for us at the knees. The peep-show window goes up to show Mya as Diva Christina is still getting hair and makeup. Peep Show Christina is taking off the same glove again as she mocha-choca-lattah-ya-yas. The other girls are holding their heads and pumping their crotches at us from every angle. There are few things scarier than the moments following: we see inside Christina's mouth, Christina's bony body jutting out the curve of an ass, the terrifying moment when you realize that it's an arm and not a pole, and the purple fingerless gloves so close to going inside her mouth. Christina pretends to pose randomly as she shoves her fingers in her crotch, her mouth, her tenuous hold on her career.

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