MONDO EXTRAS

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by Stee May 23, 2001
Like Mother, Like Son: The Strange Story of Sante and Kenny Kimes

Party. Gabe and MTM enter. Stapleton pulls Gabe away to go mingle with some young people. MTM watches Gabe hitting on a blonde extra and huffs off, scorned. She heads to a bodega where she goes into Flashbackland. She's a poor little match girl in what looks like Hong Kong stealing lipstick from a store. She catches the eye of a hooker -- her mother? L'il MTM blinks a lot. Now back to today, where MTM deliriously steals something, tears running down her ravaged face.

MTM gives Gabe a lesson in forgery, and the maid knocks on the door. MTM tells her never to come clean unless she's told. MTM starts laughing hysterically and Gabe plays along and laughs also and she says, "The maid and the other maid...it's just too funny." Ooh, Flashbackland. A maid tells the older Not Gabe son that she's a slave and is never paid by MTM and is being stuck there and MTM comes by and yells at the maid and puts a hot iron on the woman's hand. Not Gabe is packing now, going to enlist in the Army. L'il Gabe begs his brother to stay, but Not Gabe says she's crazy. He tells L'il Gabe he'll come back on his first leave.

Now MTM is yelling at a lawyer, as she's being charged with four counts of "involuntary servitude" by former maids. MTM says that it's a "pack of lies" and she won't "cut a deal." Forster tells her that her games have got to stop. This movie has got to stop. MTM cuts a deal, but a judge gives her four years in jail. She yells and screams as she's taken away. L'il Gabe screams. "Pray for your momma!" yells MTM. Sally Field calls me and asks why MTM won't just calm down.

Present day. The maid informs Stapleton that Gabe has changed his locks.

Gabe shows MTM a stun gun, mumbling his lines and wondering how he might convince Dick Wolf to bring back D.C. Meanwhile, Stapleton tries to call the friend Gabe lied that they had in common, but he's out of town. The music kicks up like it's in a DePalma film. We're supposed to feel something. I feel nothing. Gabe feels nothing. The left side of MTM's face feels nothing.

Gabe arrives home; Stapleton tries to stop him, but instead she looks out her glass door and sees Gabe staring all crazy-like -- multiple images of him -- and she's scared. Flashbackland!

MTM is getting out of jail and seeing the changes in the house. Forster gets her shit together as Gabe, now played by Gabe, arrives home. He's dropped off and kisses a blonde; MTM sees and starts overacting right away. She tells MTM that she wants a new beginning and how much she's missed him and she says that they'll move to their house in the Bahamas. Gabe says he doesn't want to leave his friends and school, and MTM says that she's not wanted and starts the manipulations and says that she did all the jail time for Gabe and naturally he's once again just trying to figure out how to make us still care at all about his character while still having to buy into her shit. Finally, Gabe attacks MTM, saying he won't move to the Bahamas, and he grabs her chicken neck and they fall to the floor wrestling and MTM does a dope stunt with the falling and Forster runs out and pulls Gabe off MTM.

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Like Scary, Like Bored

by Stee May 23, 2001
Like Mother, Like Son: The Strange Story of Sante and Kenny Kimes Party. Gabe and MTM enter. Stapleton pulls Gabe away to go mingle with some young people. MTM watches Gabe hitting on a blonde extra and huffs off, scorned. She heads to a bodega where she goes into Flashbackland. She's a poor little match girl in what looks like Hong Kong stealing lipstick from a store. She catches the eye of a hooker -- her mother? L'il MTM blinks a lot. Now back to today, where MTM deliriously steals something, tears running down her ravaged face. MTM gives Gabe a lesson in forgery, and the maid knocks on the door. MTM tells her never to come clean unless she's told. MTM starts laughing hysterically and Gabe plays along and laughs also and she says, "The maid and the other maid...it's just too funny." Ooh, Flashbackland. A maid tells the older Not Gabe son that she's a slave and is never paid by MTM and is being stuck there and MTM comes by and yells at the maid and puts a hot iron on the woman's hand. Not Gabe is packing now, going to enlist in the Army. L'il Gabe begs his brother to stay, but Not Gabe says she's crazy. He tells L'il Gabe he'll come back on his first leave. Now MTM is yelling at a lawyer, as she's being charged with four counts of "involuntary servitude" by former maids. MTM says that it's a "pack of lies" and she won't "cut a deal." Forster tells her that her games have got to stop. This movie has got to stop. MTM cuts a deal, but a judge gives her four years in jail. She yells and screams as she's taken away. L'il Gabe screams. "Pray for your momma!" yells MTM. Sally Field calls me and asks why MTM won't just calm down. Present day. The maid informs Stapleton that Gabe has changed his locks. Gabe shows MTM a stun gun, mumbling his lines and wondering how he might convince Dick Wolf to bring back D.C. Meanwhile, Stapleton tries to call the friend Gabe lied that they had in common, but he's out of town. The music kicks up like it's in a DePalma film. We're supposed to feel something. I feel nothing. Gabe feels nothing. The left side of MTM's face feels nothing. Gabe arrives home; Stapleton tries to stop him, but instead she looks out her glass door and sees Gabe staring all crazy-like -- multiple images of him -- and she's scared. Flashbackland! MTM is getting out of jail and seeing the changes in the house. Forster gets her shit together as Gabe, now played by Gabe, arrives home. He's dropped off and kisses a blonde; MTM sees and starts overacting right away. She tells MTM that she wants a new beginning and how much she's missed him and she says that they'll move to their house in the Bahamas. Gabe says he doesn't want to leave his friends and school, and MTM says that she's not wanted and starts the manipulations and says that she did all the jail time for Gabe and naturally he's once again just trying to figure out how to make us still care at all about his character while still having to buy into her shit. Finally, Gabe attacks MTM, saying he won't move to the Bahamas, and he grabs her chicken neck and they fall to the floor wrestling and MTM does a dope stunt with the falling and Forster runs out and pulls Gabe off MTM.

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