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That Title Is "Lois," Then "Clark"

by Omar G November 7, 2005
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman: Pilot

Clark goes over to Lois's desk, which is in a very dark area, and is asked, "Catnapping?" Clark asks Lois if she's found anything. Lois says she talked to about fifty ex-employees who worked in the space program around the same time Platt did, but that nobody's talking. Clark asks what they should do now. Lois says that they need to piece together Platt's report. Then they need to trace the report back to Dr. Cosmetics Counter, and also prove that she ignored it. Yep, welcome to the tedium that is investigative journalism. Lois hopes Clark didn't make dinner plans. "I am all yours," he says, leaning forward and hugging the desk. He smiles boyishly. He learned this in Seduction for Dummies.

Speaking of Dr. Penthouse Pet, she's totally sleeping with Lex Luthor! She's wearing a silky robe and lounging in his office chair while he, in pajamas, comes back from the balcony. Aren't there press helicopters that would love to get a shot of this? Smiling sexily as she hangs up a phone, Dr. Nightie says that the shuttle parts have been delivered to the hangar. Boy, Lex, that's a pretty elaborate pajama set. Pajamas, robe, and a scarf? He kisses the Doc's hand and says he knew he could count on her. Then he notices some dude in the doorway and asks what he's doing here. Reach-around? Dr. Bikini Wax says she has an errand for the thug; Platt has to be silenced before those reporters can get to him. She complains that Lois Lane was following the truck to the hangar that morning. Lex tells her to handle Platt, and insists that he'll deal with Lois and Clark. Dr. Lipo waves the thug away. "Tell me, Lex," she begins, "do you have some special interest in those reporters? Clark Kent, for example?" Ooh, it's about to get gay up in here! Lex says that Clark Kent is nothing: "He's a giblet." Aw. You let me down, Luthor. You let me down. Dr. Baines But No Brains asks about Lois. Lex says that she's talented, and that he may have some use for her. Unfortunately, he says, she may not be so easily seduced. Ooh, no you di-in't! "As me?" Dr. Woman Scorned asks, pissily. Speaking like he's on a bad soap opera, Lex says it was she who seduced him. He comes over to comfort her right after insulting her so coldly. She warns Lex to stay away from Lois. He tells her he doesn't like threats, and moves in to kiss her neck. Wow. This guy's quite the cad. Dr. Labial Rejuvenation warns Lex not to let all their hard work go to waste over some meddling reporter. "You do know what I'm capable of," she adds. Everything except TV acting, it would appear. Lex's scarf has become a weird tie. Lex and the Doc kiss, and it's not very appealing. He lifts her up and twirls her away. Romance! Of the evil kind! I just listened to the commentary for the episode, and it does not surprise me one bit that this woman showed up to her audition in a catsuit.

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That Title Is "Lois," Then "Clark"

by Omar G November 7, 2005
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman: Pilot

Clark goes over to Lois's desk, which is in a very dark area, and is asked, "Catnapping?" Clark asks Lois if she's found anything. Lois says she talked to about fifty ex-employees who worked in the space program around the same time Platt did, but that nobody's talking. Clark asks what they should do now. Lois says that they need to piece together Platt's report. Then they need to trace the report back to Dr. Cosmetics Counter, and also prove that she ignored it. Yep, welcome to the tedium that is investigative journalism. Lois hopes Clark didn't make dinner plans. "I am all yours," he says, leaning forward and hugging the desk. He smiles boyishly. He learned this in Seduction for Dummies.

Speaking of Dr. Penthouse Pet, she's totally sleeping with Lex Luthor! She's wearing a silky robe and lounging in his office chair while he, in pajamas, comes back from the balcony. Aren't there press helicopters that would love to get a shot of this? Smiling sexily as she hangs up a phone, Dr. Nightie says that the shuttle parts have been delivered to the hangar. Boy, Lex, that's a pretty elaborate pajama set. Pajamas, robe, and a scarf? He kisses the Doc's hand and says he knew he could count on her. Then he notices some dude in the doorway and asks what he's doing here. Reach-around? Dr. Bikini Wax says she has an errand for the thug; Platt has to be silenced before those reporters can get to him. She complains that Lois Lane was following the truck to the hangar that morning. Lex tells her to handle Platt, and insists that he'll deal with Lois and Clark. Dr. Lipo waves the thug away. "Tell me, Lex," she begins, "do you have some special interest in those reporters? Clark Kent, for example?" Ooh, it's about to get gay up in here! Lex says that Clark Kent is nothing: "He's a giblet." Aw. You let me down, Luthor. You let me down. Dr. Baines But No Brains asks about Lois. Lex says that she's talented, and that he may have some use for her. Unfortunately, he says, she may not be so easily seduced. Ooh, no you di-in't! "As me?" Dr. Woman Scorned asks, pissily. Speaking like he's on a bad soap opera, Lex says it was she who seduced him. He comes over to comfort her right after insulting her so coldly. She warns Lex to stay away from Lois. He tells her he doesn't like threats, and moves in to kiss her neck. Wow. This guy's quite the cad. Dr. Labial Rejuvenation warns Lex not to let all their hard work go to waste over some meddling reporter. "You do know what I'm capable of," she adds. Everything except TV acting, it would appear. Lex's scarf has become a weird tie. Lex and the Doc kiss, and it's not very appealing. He lifts her up and twirls her away. Romance! Of the evil kind! I just listened to the commentary for the episode, and it does not surprise me one bit that this woman showed up to her audition in a catsuit.

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