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That Title Is "Lois," Then "Clark"

by Omar G November 7, 2005
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman: Pilot

City street. Lex's vintage car is dropping Lois off. Clark, in full stalker mode, is watching from across the street. Couldn't he have used his super-vision to have watched this from, like, New Jersey? Lex pulls Lois's coat more tightly around her as he walks her to her door. Despite the last scene, it looks to Clark to be more romantic than it actually is. Clark ducks down an alley as it appears as though Lex is going inside Lois's place. But they're just talking outside the door. They kiss. Is this dessert? Lex leaves a stunned Lois alone with a simple "Good night." He's gonna go home and play with his snake.

Lois enters her apartment and slams the door in frustration. She then slams her purse on the couch. Lois's sister, Amy Grant, comes over and gives Lois a shoulder rub. So that's how it is in their family. "Well?" she asks. Lois frets that she didn't get the interview. Amy Grant is more concerned about whether Lex asked Lois out again. Lois isn't even sure. Clark, adjusting his glasses, is standing outside the window listening. He's a creepy man! How do you get a restraining order against a superhero? Lois's sister blah blahs that Lex is the world's most eligible bachelor. "Mr. Right could be right out there," she says, pointing toward the window where Clark is standing. Lois tells her sister to come back to Earth. Lois goes to the window, where Clark ducks back and hovers. Literally hovers. Lois looks out longingly, and then closes the curtains. Clark floats up, up and away past the moon, to go home and play with his creepy pre-internet spy abilities.

Perry's office. Lois, Clark, and Jimmy are watching as Perry looks at a printout of their story. He asks if they want him to publish a story about the sabotage of the space station. He makes hilarious hand gestures as he further asks if they want him to publish something saying that the shuttle carrying the human module will probably also blow up in three days. He goes down the list: their only source is Dr. Platt, and he's kind of a crackpot. He even does air-quotes over "probably murdered." Ha. Perry rules. Lois starts to say something. "Hard facts!" Perry yells. He raises his fists and makes a baboon face: "Hard facts! That's the name of this game!" He tells them to go get him some. Hard facts. They go try.

An extra with a ponytail and a Napoleon hand in his suit pocket walks by hilariously as Clark and Lois discuss their strategy as they walk through the newsroom. Clark offers to call Dr. Hot Vagina to set up an independent investigation and collect hard evidence. Lois thinks she could be involved. She adds that they don't have time to play by the rules, anyway. Lois makes a big production out of putting on her coat. Clark says he's going to make the call anyway. Lois tells him angrily to go ahead and do that. Jimmy, caught in the crossfire, asks Lois where she's going. "Nowhere!" she snaps. "I'm comin' tooooo!" Jimmy coos.

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That Title Is "Lois," Then "Clark"

by Omar G November 7, 2005
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman: Pilot

City street. Lex's vintage car is dropping Lois off. Clark, in full stalker mode, is watching from across the street. Couldn't he have used his super-vision to have watched this from, like, New Jersey? Lex pulls Lois's coat more tightly around her as he walks her to her door. Despite the last scene, it looks to Clark to be more romantic than it actually is. Clark ducks down an alley as it appears as though Lex is going inside Lois's place. But they're just talking outside the door. They kiss. Is this dessert? Lex leaves a stunned Lois alone with a simple "Good night." He's gonna go home and play with his snake.

Lois enters her apartment and slams the door in frustration. She then slams her purse on the couch. Lois's sister, Amy Grant, comes over and gives Lois a shoulder rub. So that's how it is in their family. "Well?" she asks. Lois frets that she didn't get the interview. Amy Grant is more concerned about whether Lex asked Lois out again. Lois isn't even sure. Clark, adjusting his glasses, is standing outside the window listening. He's a creepy man! How do you get a restraining order against a superhero? Lois's sister blah blahs that Lex is the world's most eligible bachelor. "Mr. Right could be right out there," she says, pointing toward the window where Clark is standing. Lois tells her sister to come back to Earth. Lois goes to the window, where Clark ducks back and hovers. Literally hovers. Lois looks out longingly, and then closes the curtains. Clark floats up, up and away past the moon, to go home and play with his creepy pre-internet spy abilities.

Perry's office. Lois, Clark, and Jimmy are watching as Perry looks at a printout of their story. He asks if they want him to publish a story about the sabotage of the space station. He makes hilarious hand gestures as he further asks if they want him to publish something saying that the shuttle carrying the human module will probably also blow up in three days. He goes down the list: their only source is Dr. Platt, and he's kind of a crackpot. He even does air-quotes over "probably murdered." Ha. Perry rules. Lois starts to say something. "Hard facts!" Perry yells. He raises his fists and makes a baboon face: "Hard facts! That's the name of this game!" He tells them to go get him some. Hard facts. They go try.

An extra with a ponytail and a Napoleon hand in his suit pocket walks by hilariously as Clark and Lois discuss their strategy as they walk through the newsroom. Clark offers to call Dr. Hot Vagina to set up an independent investigation and collect hard evidence. Lois thinks she could be involved. She adds that they don't have time to play by the rules, anyway. Lois makes a big production out of putting on her coat. Clark says he's going to make the call anyway. Lois tells him angrily to go ahead and do that. Jimmy, caught in the crossfire, asks Lois where she's going. "Nowhere!" she snaps. "I'm comin' tooooo!" Jimmy coos.

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