Melrose Place: "The Bitch Is Back"
Jo is back at the beach, and this time, so is Models Inc employee Sarah. And she's wearing palazzo pants! With an elastic waist! And a crop top! And she's got bruises around her neck like someone tried to choke a bitch out. Jo: concerned. Sarah: just fell on the stairs in her apartment, by which she means, of course, that she's living with an abusive boyfriend. Duh, we all saw the 90210 where Ray Pruit With One T Because That's All His Mama Could Afford threw Donna Martin down the stairs. Jo makes worried faces.
Oh my God, Billy and Allison and the wedding planner. This storyline could only be more horrible for me if, in some terrible twist of fate, a melding of the space/time continuum, and a meshing of the worlds of fiction and reality, I had to marry Billy. Anyhoodle, this is the scene where Jane comes in to their apartment all upset because the wedding planner fired her. Between you and me, I think the wedding planner is probably the smartest person in town. Allison is stunned. Billy just looks like his tongue hurts. Enter the wedding planner, right on Jane's heels, and Billy promptly fires her. After she leaves, Billy suggests that they all head down to Shooters. Oh, Shooters! I forgot about all about Shooters, the Only Bar in Los Angeles.