MONDO EXTRAS

Michael shows up at the hospital and finds Kimberly at her old locker. She greets him cheerfully. "I've been looking for you," he says quietly. "Well, you found me!" she chirps. "Isn't it romantic? I've even got my old locker back. It's almost as if the last five months never happened." She is clearly deliciously out of her mind. She tells Michael that everyone in the hallway keeps looking at her like they've seen a ghost. There is something brilliant about, you know, coming back from the dead and just going in to work like nothing ever happened. Michael tells her that there's something she has to know. "I don't know how to say this, but...um...when I heard that you had died...you know...grief and confusion...well, it's just that...I got married." Kimberly cocks a brow. "REALLY?" she asks. "To WHOM?" Michael shuffles his feet. "Yeah. Well. To whom? I married Sydney. Now, the way it happened, that was complicated. Um. It's kind of hard to explain. It was blackmail, really." Michael looks at Kimberly pleadingly. Kimberly slams her locker, like, really really hard. Then she chuckles. "Doesn't matter why you did it, Michael," she announces. "You're just gonna have to get rid of her." This is met with nervous silence. Kimberly throws her arms around Michael's neck and declares, in a steely tone, "Maybe I didn't make myself clear last night. I've come back to claim what's mine. AND YOU'RE THE FIRST THING ON MY LIST." She kisses him, hard, stares at his stunned face for long moment, smiles evilly, and then skips out.

Billy and Allison meet with the wedding planner. She keeps calling Billy "William." Allison is wearing a choker. There really isn't anything else to report about this scene. If only this were the subplot where Allison was dating Billy Campbell, The Sex Addict. Because Billy Campbell is hot. Aaron Spelling must likewise be a fan, because Billy Campbell was also Steven Carrington's Secret Gay Lover Who Wears a Lot of Argyle Sweaters on Dynasty, and yes, I know these facts but I don't know my multiplication tables, so what?