Can You Feel the Love Guru Tonight?
Mindy: (9:25:47 PM): Tip your waitresses!
Angel: (9:26:05 PM): I love my Rock Band. Seeing this commercial reminds me that I'd rather be doing that.
Lauren: (9:27:43 PM): This new show From G's to Gents looks rad as hell.
Mindy: (9:27:57 PM): Is it just like Charm School for boys?
Lauren: (9:27:58 PM): Ladettes to Ladies.
Lauren: (9:28:23 PM): I did not know that Brendan Fraser was a Cannuck.
Mindy: (9:28:25 PM): I'm bringing Encino Man to work tomorrow, if anyone's in.
Lauren: (9:28:43 PM): I really hope Johnny Depp wins again so that I can ogle his fine sexy ass.
Mindy: (9:28:55 PM): Well, Javier was the best villain of the year.
Mindy: (9:28:57 PM): Let's be real.
Lauren: (9:29:00 PM): Yeah. For sure.
Mindy: (9:29:21 PM): I'd hate for a wrongful win to occur.
Mindy: (9:29:38 PM): I love Angelina, I really do. I just wish she'd avoid roles that require accent work. It's not her strength.
Mindy: (9:29:55 PM): More Depp!
Lauren: (9:30:14 PM): Why is John Voight in the audience?
Mindy: (9:30:23 PM): John Voight's the man!
Lauren: (9:30:35 PM): I like how Depp is pretending to be humble.
Mindy: (9:30:36 PM): He's probably still trying to get Angelina to talk to him.
Mindy: (9:30:46 PM): Depp is humble!
Lauren: (9:30:49 PM): And pretending to be honored
Mindy: (9:31:07 PM): Yeah, it's nice of him to pretend this is a real award.
Angel: (9:31:10 PM): It's no Oscar...
Angel: (9:31:17 PM): Is this the new Spice Girls?
Lauren: (9:31:20 PM): Look at these House Bunnies.
Lauren: (9:31:30 PM): They are all variety of height.
Mindy: (9:31:31 PM): They ain't no Spice Girls. They got rid of the tranny ginger, and they're better for it.
Lauren: (9:31:45 PM): Guess who else should retire any time?
Lauren: (9:31:56 PM): Pussy Cat Dolls
Lauren: (9:32:26 PM): The existence of Pussy Cat Dolls is a signal of the apocalypse.
Lauren: (9:32:36 PM): Did that lyric just say "I wanna have boobies"?
Angel: (9:32:41 PM): I am getting a headache from the flashing...
Mindy: (9:32:44 PM): "I wanna be in movies."
Angel: (9:33:00 PM): And why are these whores up on a platform? Are they too good to be near the people?
Lauren: (9:33:02 PM): Please stop winking Nicole Sherzinger.
Mindy: (9:33:11 PM): Hahahaha elevated whores.