Can You Feel the Love Guru Tonight?
Mindy: (9:33:15 PM): Whores in space!
Lauren: (9:33:29 PM): Please stop winking and singing and existing.
Mindy: (9:34:20 PM): I wish I could dance.
Lauren: (9:34:29 PM): I can totally dance.
Mindy: (9:34:36 PM): Really?!
Lauren: (9:34:39 PM): I can do the Running Man like nobody's business.
Mindy: (9:34:41 PM): You never said anything!
Mindy: (9:34:48 PM): Damn. They should get you on this show.
Lauren: (9:34:57 PM): She said I wanna have groupies. But it sounded like boobies.
Mindy: (9:35:05 PM): I don't; they stab you sometimes.
Lauren: (9:35:26 PM): There needs to be a wardrobe malfunction up in here before I fall the fuck asleep.
Mindy: (9:35:40 PM): Laura Linney is also too good to be there. And yet, there she is.
Lauren: (9:36:01 PM): I'm sort of flabbergast by the level of talent they got to this stupid shit
Mindy: (9:36:19 PM): I know. It's because they're all in awards show withdrawal.
Lauren: (9:36:20 PM): Since when is this a respectable awards show.
Mindy: (9:36:25 PM): Not everyone gets to go to the Oscars.
Lauren: (9:36:42 PM): Woods comma Elle.
Mindy: (9:36:47 PM): I'd rather be drowning than watching a Legally Blonde musical.
Lauren: (9:36:48 PM): Oh Heath.
Mindy: (9:37:01 PM): Oh, everyone in that movie.
Lauren: (9:37:22 PM): Did we know that Brad Renfro is in a movie coming out?
Mindy: (9:37:31 PM): Oh, yikes. He is?
Lauren: (9:37:40 PM): I think it's called The Informers. I bet you it is gonna be good.
Mindy: (9:37:49 PM): That's sad.
Mindy: (9:38:22 PM): I think a good diet would be you can't eat anything unless you write a whole song about it first.
Mindy: (9:38:37 PM): Like in this Taco Bell commercial.
Lauren: (9:38:54 PM): That's what I do.
Lauren: (9:38:59 PM): I have a song about Bi Bim Bop
Mindy: (9:39:14 PM): That's not a food! Is it?
Lauren: (9:39:50 PM): Yes. It is a Korean dish.
Mindy: (9:40:03 PM): More Usher promos!
Mindy: (9:40:11 PM): Thank god. I damn near forgot about it.
Mindy: (9:40:45 PM): I can't handle Megan Fox's hotness.
Mindy: (9:40:58 PM): Or Rainn Wilson's.
Lauren: (9:41:06 PM): I don't think this should be allowed especially right before I eat.
Mindy: (9:41:31 PM): Dick in a Box part Deux.
Lauren: (9:41:52 PM): So far this is gay.
Mindy: (9:42:06 PM): And gross.