MONDO EXTRAS

Cruise Controlled

by Zach Oat June 7, 2010
MTV Movie Awards 2010

10:50 - Next, Zac Efron randomly presents for Best Comedic performance: Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds, Ben Stiller, Sandra Bullock and Zach Galifianakis are the nominees. Conveniencidentally, Zach Galifianakis wins the award, but inconveniencidentally, he is not there. Luckily, Tevon the swagger coach is there, because he's the host, and he accepts for Zach. Phew! Crisis averted.

10:58 - Immediately following a commercial for Knight and Day, Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz are here to present the award for Best Movie! Man, the placement of the commercials in this thing must have been decided by Dustin Hoffman in Rain Man. Why advertise right before your walking advertisements come on stage? Spread it out! Anyway, first, Cruise and Diaz have to crack up over things shouted at them by the audience, including "Show me the money!" which hasn't been funny for ten years, but they soon get down to it. Avatar, Alice in Wonderland, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and The Hangover are all nominated, but eff them, because New Moon wins. Naturally.

Peter Facinelli accepts the award with the cast in tow, comments on how old he is and how much swearing has gone on tonight, and that last part must be what throws off the censors, or they're drunk by this point, because they proceed to miss his next two F-bombs, which he ironically drops in honor of all the swearing that the censors managed to catch earlier. Way to end the telecast on a high note, guys.

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