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Joe R: Renee Zellweger moves like a corpse.
Sars: Goddamn, she's annoying.
odie: She had me at "Hello." Her dress needs to say goodbye.
MZS: Has she had some kind of cheek implants?
odie: Was that picture supposed to be Roderick Jaynes?
MZS: No Country will probably take Best Editing here, and should.
odie: YAY! I GOT IT RIGHT!
Joe R: BOO.
MZS: Bourne again! What the hell do I know?
Sars: I got it right, too! Still, boo. I wanted to see what would happen if they called Jaynes's name.
odie: I wanted some big Black guy to show up and say "Hi, I'm Roderick Jaynes. Y'all thought I was fake."
Joe R: Or some Coens regular like Steve Buscemi. I love the Bourne movies, but the Paul Greengrass movie should have won this award last year.

Sars: Nicole Kidman. Please fix your lip, Waxy.
odie: She's got a "booblace" and a necklace.
Joe R: Like eighty pounds of it, all diamonds. She's all "Call me ice queen? I will SHOW YOU ICE QUEEN!"
Sars: Is that even her real skin? She looks like a Real Doll. From the five-head line.
MZS: This little explanatory film about production design is interesting and watchable.
Sars: Except for the interesting part.
odie: I like some of the technical aspect explanations.
MZS: I like that they gave a Special Oscar to a below-the-line craftsman, as they say.
odie: This dude is 98?!
Sars: Wow.
odie: He looks like Chuck Jones' dad.
Sars: People, sit down before he dies on you. Let him make the speech.
MZS: "That's the good part of getting old. I don't recommend the other." Good line.
Sars: Philip Seymour Hoffman is like, "Check, please."
MZS: I can't believe they haven't played him off yet. He's been going for a while. Respect for elders? Or just an oversight?
Joe R: Everybody 45 and younger is misting, everybody older than that wants to get a move on already.

odie: Marlee Matlin is on Dancing With The Stars?!
odie: How the HELL is she going to dance to the music?
MZS: They put Penn Jillette in the part where they promised it was "steamier."
Joe R: Personally, I cannot wait for Monica Seles to start clomping around with a Foxtrot. Awesome.

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Oscars 2008: Liveblog

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YOU GRADE IT
Oscars 2008: Liveblog En Rose

Joe R: Renee Zellweger moves like a corpse.
Sars: Goddamn, she's annoying.
odie: She had me at "Hello." Her dress needs to say goodbye.
MZS: Has she had some kind of cheek implants?
odie: Was that picture supposed to be Roderick Jaynes?
MZS: No Country will probably take Best Editing here, and should.
odie: YAY! I GOT IT RIGHT!
Joe R: BOO.
MZS: Bourne again! What the hell do I know?
Sars: I got it right, too! Still, boo. I wanted to see what would happen if they called Jaynes's name.
odie: I wanted some big Black guy to show up and say "Hi, I'm Roderick Jaynes. Y'all thought I was fake."
Joe R: Or some Coens regular like Steve Buscemi. I love the Bourne movies, but the Paul Greengrass movie should have won this award last year.

Sars: Nicole Kidman. Please fix your lip, Waxy.
odie: She's got a "booblace" and a necklace.
Joe R: Like eighty pounds of it, all diamonds. She's all "Call me ice queen? I will SHOW YOU ICE QUEEN!"
Sars: Is that even her real skin? She looks like a Real Doll. From the five-head line.
MZS: This little explanatory film about production design is interesting and watchable.
Sars: Except for the interesting part.
odie: I like some of the technical aspect explanations.
MZS: I like that they gave a Special Oscar to a below-the-line craftsman, as they say.
odie: This dude is 98?!
Sars: Wow.
odie: He looks like Chuck Jones' dad.
Sars: People, sit down before he dies on you. Let him make the speech.
MZS: "That's the good part of getting old. I don't recommend the other." Good line.
Sars: Philip Seymour Hoffman is like, "Check, please."
MZS: I can't believe they haven't played him off yet. He's been going for a while. Respect for elders? Or just an oversight?
Joe R: Everybody 45 and younger is misting, everybody older than that wants to get a move on already.

odie: Marlee Matlin is on Dancing With The Stars?!
odie: How the HELL is she going to dance to the music?
MZS: They put Penn Jillette in the part where they promised it was "steamier."
Joe R: Personally, I cannot wait for Monica Seles to start clomping around with a Foxtrot. Awesome.

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