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Oscars 2008: Liveblog

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odie: Jack again.
MZS: Second Jack cutaway at 8:36. Oh, boy.
Sars: Wearing ladies' spectacles.
odie: And he's high.
Sars: George: "Can we speed this up? My date's got homework to do tonight."
MZS: Boy, this monologue is word Sominex.
odie: Where's Chris Rock when you need him?
Sars: Of COURSE Diablo Cody has the Bettie Page haircut.
odie: She looks like a reject from the "Walk like an Egyptian" video.
Sars: The whole room over here is discussing their stripper names. Because it beats listening to this warm-up.
odie: Mine is T-Bone Warner.
Sars: Little Joe Rowan, right here.
MZS: Mine is Abby Roe.
Sars: I'm going to write a fan-fic in which Cate Blanchett and Forest Whitaker are dating.
Joe R: Whoa, Wesley Snipes!
odie: The IRS is behind you, Wesley!
Joe R: Is Wesley filming emergency pickup shots as The Joker for The Dark Knight with that purple suit? Or went shopping at a thrift store in Prince's neighborhood?
odie: Thank God that monologue is over.
MZS: I was thinking it was rather unfortunate that the big marquee event heralding the return of the writers to Hollywood is the Oscar telecast, because so far, this is a "What did the writers do, exactly?" night.
Sars: "We're gonna have a great night!" We'll be lucky if it only takes one night, at this pace.

Sars: To present our first award, please welcome the undulating bosom of Jennifer Garner.
odie: I'm guessing a straight man did her hair.
Joe R: When did Costume Design replace Supporting Actor as the first award of the night? Bull. Shit.
odie: For Atonement: costumes by Jacqueline Durran. Flat chest by Keira Knightley.
Joe R: And the winner is Elizabeth: The Golden Age!
Sars: Well, I called that wrong.
odie: Jesus, she's wearing my grandmother's table cloth.
Sars: You know what, you have WEEKS to pick out a look for the Oscars. WHY would you go dressed like a curtain store?
odie: And she's the COSTUME DESIGNER!
Joe R: It's no dress made of gold AmEx cards.
odie: I loved that dress.
MZS: Me too. It was a Cher special.
Sars: It's no swan, either. It's not even fugly enough to be interesting.
odie: So far in the pool, I'm batting a goose egg. I picked Sweeney Todd for costume.

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Oscars 2008: Liveblog

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Oscars 2008: Liveblog En Rose

odie: Jack again.
MZS: Second Jack cutaway at 8:36. Oh, boy.
Sars: Wearing ladies' spectacles.
odie: And he's high.
Sars: George: "Can we speed this up? My date's got homework to do tonight."
MZS: Boy, this monologue is word Sominex.
odie: Where's Chris Rock when you need him?
Sars: Of COURSE Diablo Cody has the Bettie Page haircut.
odie: She looks like a reject from the "Walk like an Egyptian" video.
Sars: The whole room over here is discussing their stripper names. Because it beats listening to this warm-up.
odie: Mine is T-Bone Warner.
Sars: Little Joe Rowan, right here.
MZS: Mine is Abby Roe.
Sars: I'm going to write a fan-fic in which Cate Blanchett and Forest Whitaker are dating.
Joe R: Whoa, Wesley Snipes!
odie: The IRS is behind you, Wesley!
Joe R: Is Wesley filming emergency pickup shots as The Joker for The Dark Knight with that purple suit? Or went shopping at a thrift store in Prince's neighborhood?
odie: Thank God that monologue is over.
MZS: I was thinking it was rather unfortunate that the big marquee event heralding the return of the writers to Hollywood is the Oscar telecast, because so far, this is a "What did the writers do, exactly?" night.
Sars: "We're gonna have a great night!" We'll be lucky if it only takes one night, at this pace.

Sars: To present our first award, please welcome the undulating bosom of Jennifer Garner.
odie: I'm guessing a straight man did her hair.
Joe R: When did Costume Design replace Supporting Actor as the first award of the night? Bull. Shit.
odie: For Atonement: costumes by Jacqueline Durran. Flat chest by Keira Knightley.
Joe R: And the winner is Elizabeth: The Golden Age!
Sars: Well, I called that wrong.
odie: Jesus, she's wearing my grandmother's table cloth.
Sars: You know what, you have WEEKS to pick out a look for the Oscars. WHY would you go dressed like a curtain store?
odie: And she's the COSTUME DESIGNER!
Joe R: It's no dress made of gold AmEx cards.
odie: I loved that dress.
MZS: Me too. It was a Cher special.
Sars: It's no swan, either. It's not even fugly enough to be interesting.
odie: So far in the pool, I'm batting a goose egg. I picked Sweeney Todd for costume.

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