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Sars: Oooh, Josh Brolin and James McAvoy. That's a lot of hot.
MZS: Brolin shaved the mustache, Sarah.
odie: I don't know what women see in that McAvoy guy.
Sars: He looks like a drag king here.
odie: Exactly. So Best Adapted Screenplay. Three nominees have won the Oscar for writing already, and...
Joe R: Nice!
MZS: Yay, Coens.
odie: If Conti plays them off, Joel will shoot him in the head.
Sars: Hee.
MZS: Or bash his skull in with a shovel while bellowing.
Sars: I was a little surprised Anderson didn't get that.
odie: I'm not. Anderson has a better shot at director
Sars: He won't get director, either, I'd bet.
odie: He won't. He just has a better shot.
MZS: Yeah, I tend to think PTA's nominations are a "Welcome to the elite club, talented, unclassifiable young fella." sort of thing.
Sars: PTA has been nominated before, though, right?
Joe R: As a writer.
odie: I think his nominations are a bunch of ass-licking by people who think they're hip and will forgive PTA anything. But that's just me.
Sars: Didn't he get a bunch of tickets for Boogie Nights?
Joe R: I think Boogie Nights just got a screenplay and supporting acting nominations, right?

odie: Hannah Montana is SOMEBODY's porn name, I guarantee you.
Joe R: "Pretty darn hopeful," eh Hannah? This is the next nominated song from Enchanted, I guess.
Sars: This is like when college a cappella groups try to sing Aretha.
odie: Kristin Chenoweth's dress looks filthy. It was white before the show.
Sars: The guy in the purple pants isn't wearing underpants. Would you like to know how I know that?
odie: Oh God! Why did you make me look.
MZS: Moose knuckle?
Sars: No. Flapping sausage.
MZS: That's my stripper name.
Sars: I've seen small-town high school musicals that were better costumed than this.
odie: BRING BACK DEBBIE ALLEN!!!
Sars: Seriously. This needs more tuxedo hotpants.
odie: I'll never forget the Driving Miss Daisy number where Miss Daisy goes spread eagled and spun around. Or the Aladdin number where those poor people tried to pick up Nell Carter.

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Oscars 2008: Liveblog En Rose

Sars: Oooh, Josh Brolin and James McAvoy. That's a lot of hot.
MZS: Brolin shaved the mustache, Sarah.
odie: I don't know what women see in that McAvoy guy.
Sars: He looks like a drag king here.
odie: Exactly. So Best Adapted Screenplay. Three nominees have won the Oscar for writing already, and...
Joe R: Nice!
MZS: Yay, Coens.
odie: If Conti plays them off, Joel will shoot him in the head.
Sars: Hee.
MZS: Or bash his skull in with a shovel while bellowing.
Sars: I was a little surprised Anderson didn't get that.
odie: I'm not. Anderson has a better shot at director
Sars: He won't get director, either, I'd bet.
odie: He won't. He just has a better shot.
MZS: Yeah, I tend to think PTA's nominations are a "Welcome to the elite club, talented, unclassifiable young fella." sort of thing.
Sars: PTA has been nominated before, though, right?
Joe R: As a writer.
odie: I think his nominations are a bunch of ass-licking by people who think they're hip and will forgive PTA anything. But that's just me.
Sars: Didn't he get a bunch of tickets for Boogie Nights?
Joe R: I think Boogie Nights just got a screenplay and supporting acting nominations, right?

odie: Hannah Montana is SOMEBODY's porn name, I guarantee you.
Joe R: "Pretty darn hopeful," eh Hannah? This is the next nominated song from Enchanted, I guess.
Sars: This is like when college a cappella groups try to sing Aretha.
odie: Kristin Chenoweth's dress looks filthy. It was white before the show.
Sars: The guy in the purple pants isn't wearing underpants. Would you like to know how I know that?
odie: Oh God! Why did you make me look.
MZS: Moose knuckle?
Sars: No. Flapping sausage.
MZS: That's my stripper name.
Sars: I've seen small-town high school musicals that were better costumed than this.
odie: BRING BACK DEBBIE ALLEN!!!
Sars: Seriously. This needs more tuxedo hotpants.
odie: I'll never forget the Driving Miss Daisy number where Miss Daisy goes spread eagled and spun around. Or the Aladdin number where those poor people tried to pick up Nell Carter.

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