MONDO EXTRAS

I'm The Man In The Box

by Stee November 9, 2005
Profit: Pilot

The next morning, Jack is in a panic because of the newspaper story; he spilled the baby food mea culpa, and Chaz and crew are pissed. He and Joanne come to Gail demanding to see the fake memo in which Chaz supposedly told Jack to spill the beans. Gail claims not to know what he's talking about -- she just showed him the memo she was given. Cue Chaz and his soldiers overdoing the angry walk down the hall just a bit. Profit voice-overs that he's now created a hole that needs to be "filled" -- and no, he's not talking about Joanne. At least not yet.

House. Jack and his wife are in a spat. Jack's drunkwhore wife is bitching that while she's resisted every drink that comes by (not to mention every cock), he's ruining their future by acting high and mighty about baby food. Jack assures his wife that he was set up. She claims to believe him and apologizes...but then stops and gives a little "Oh how nice! Your old lover" look when Joanne enters their house. DrunkwhoreWife says that they have to leave; they have marriage counseling. Ooh, bad timing, Joanne. Joanne asks if Gail gave Jack the memo or just showed it to him. She just showed it. DrunkwhoreWife leaves, saying she'll be at "Dr. Burger's" if he has time. She's going to get fast food at a time like this? Not very cool. Joanne, clearly in heat, starts (subconsciously?) rubbing her neck and chest while talking to Jack. Wow, calm down, lady. His wife is right outside. Joanne suggests that Gail did it on purpose and has an accomplice and that the memo is probably still on her computer somewhere. Joanne leaves to go rub herself against a bedpost somewhere.

Pete, not having learned that racket games really aren't his strong suit, plays squash with Profit, as Profit sleaze-overs that Pete is sure Jack's job is now his, and that he just needs the one big deal to put him over the top with Chaz/Bro. Pete and Profit retire to share a manly sauna. Profit then lays out a bullshit insider tip on a European metal producing company he's sure G&G needs to buy. He goes on to claim that the deal is "too big" for him, and that he would rather hand it over to Pete. Pete bows out, but then remembers/mentions that Chaz is busy looking to replace Jack...and, "what the hell?" He'll take on Profit's tip! One problem: acting on the tip would mean that Pete would have to fly to Europe for a while, and he and his wife have made it to the finals in the big AIDS tennis tourney. Really?! How? There must be some shitty players in that thing if you can lose to your brother and then pass out drunk on the court, and still win. Pete's hot wife would be very mad if they had to bow out of the big AIDS tennis finalist banquet...

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I'm The Man In The Box

by Stee November 9, 2005
Profit: Pilot

The next morning, Jack is in a panic because of the newspaper story; he spilled the baby food mea culpa, and Chaz and crew are pissed. He and Joanne come to Gail demanding to see the fake memo in which Chaz supposedly told Jack to spill the beans. Gail claims not to know what he's talking about -- she just showed him the memo she was given. Cue Chaz and his soldiers overdoing the angry walk down the hall just a bit. Profit voice-overs that he's now created a hole that needs to be "filled" -- and no, he's not talking about Joanne. At least not yet.

House. Jack and his wife are in a spat. Jack's drunkwhore wife is bitching that while she's resisted every drink that comes by (not to mention every cock), he's ruining their future by acting high and mighty about baby food. Jack assures his wife that he was set up. She claims to believe him and apologizes...but then stops and gives a little "Oh how nice! Your old lover" look when Joanne enters their house. DrunkwhoreWife says that they have to leave; they have marriage counseling. Ooh, bad timing, Joanne. Joanne asks if Gail gave Jack the memo or just showed it to him. She just showed it. DrunkwhoreWife leaves, saying she'll be at "Dr. Burger's" if he has time. She's going to get fast food at a time like this? Not very cool. Joanne, clearly in heat, starts (subconsciously?) rubbing her neck and chest while talking to Jack. Wow, calm down, lady. His wife is right outside. Joanne suggests that Gail did it on purpose and has an accomplice and that the memo is probably still on her computer somewhere. Joanne leaves to go rub herself against a bedpost somewhere.

Pete, not having learned that racket games really aren't his strong suit, plays squash with Profit, as Profit sleaze-overs that Pete is sure Jack's job is now his, and that he just needs the one big deal to put him over the top with Chaz/Bro. Pete and Profit retire to share a manly sauna. Profit then lays out a bullshit insider tip on a European metal producing company he's sure G&G needs to buy. He goes on to claim that the deal is "too big" for him, and that he would rather hand it over to Pete. Pete bows out, but then remembers/mentions that Chaz is busy looking to replace Jack...and, "what the hell?" He'll take on Profit's tip! One problem: acting on the tip would mean that Pete would have to fly to Europe for a while, and he and his wife have made it to the finals in the big AIDS tennis tourney. Really?! How? There must be some shitty players in that thing if you can lose to your brother and then pass out drunk on the court, and still win. Pete's hot wife would be very mad if they had to bow out of the big AIDS tennis finalist banquet...

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