MONDO EXTRAS

Why do ex-celebrities agree to appear in series created as part of VH1's "Celebreality" programming block when the whole reason they're even approached to do them in the first place is because they're kitschy punchlines? ...Well, probably because they think they'll be the one to buck the trend. Or they don't care if America laughs at them if it means they might end up married to a past winner of America's Next Top Model. Anyway, we can't speculate as to what made Scott Baio Is 45...And Single happen (though we imagine low self-esteem had something to do with it); however, we can -- and do -- speculate about what other ex-stars VH1 has in its sights for future Celebreality outings in the Baio mold.

Soleil Moon Frye Is 31...And Illiterate

Charlie Korsmo Is 29...And Owns So Many Firearms That The Authorities Have Him On A Watch List

Jonathan Lipnicki Is 17...And Spends Way Too Much Time With His Dog

Macaulay Culkin Is 26...With No Credit Rating

Mara Wilson Is 19...And Never Learned How To Swim

Melissa Joan Hart Is 31...And Has A Clutter Problem

Wil Wheaton Is 35...And Has Never Touched A Girl's Boob

Tina Yothers Is 34...And Is Not Meeting Her 7 Items To A Bag Quota

Jonathan Taylor Thomas Is 26...And Balding

Clint Howard Is 48...And Reeks Of Hemp

Gary Coleman Is 39. Seriously, He Is.

Tracey Gold Is 38...And Picking Up Trash On A Highway Median Near Modesto

Devon Odessa Is 33...And Battling Aphids

Tempestt Bledsoe Is 33...And Cutting Back To Half A Pack A Day

Nicholle Tom Is 29...And Regretting That Pint Of Ben & Jerry's

David Faustino Is 33...And Too Old For Frosted Tips

David Duchovny Is 47...And Still Married To Tea Léoni

Haley Joel Osment Is 19...And Looks Like James Van Der Beek

James Van Der Beek Is 30...And Is James Van Der Beek

Why do ex-celebrities agree to appear in series created as part of VH1's "Celebreality" programming block when the whole reason they're even approached to do them in the first place is because they're kitschy punchlines? ...Well, probably because they think they'll be the one to buck the trend. Or they don't care if America laughs at them if it means they might end up married to a past winner of America's Next Top Model. Anyway, we can't speculate as to what made Scott Baio Is 45...And Single happen (though we imagine low self-esteem had something to do with it); however, we can -- and do -- speculate about what other ex-stars VH1 has in its sights for future Celebreality outings in the Baio mold.

Soleil Moon Frye Is 31...And Illiterate

Charlie Korsmo Is 29...And Owns So Many Firearms That The Authorities Have Him On A Watch List

Jonathan Lipnicki Is 17...And Spends Way Too Much Time With His Dog

Macaulay Culkin Is 26...With No Credit Rating

Mara Wilson Is 19...And Never Learned How To Swim

Melissa Joan Hart Is 31...And Has A Clutter Problem

Wil Wheaton Is 35...And Has Never Touched A Girl's Boob

Tina Yothers Is 34...And Is Not Meeting Her 7 Items To A Bag Quota

Jonathan Taylor Thomas Is 26...And Balding

Clint Howard Is 48...And Reeks Of Hemp

Gary Coleman Is 39. Seriously, He Is.

Tracey Gold Is 38...And Picking Up Trash On A Highway Median Near Modesto

Devon Odessa Is 33...And Battling Aphids

Tempestt Bledsoe Is 33...And Cutting Back To Half A Pack A Day

Nicholle Tom Is 29...And Regretting That Pint Of Ben & Jerry's

David Faustino Is 33...And Too Old For Frosted Tips

David Duchovny Is 47...And Still Married To Tea Léoni

Haley Joel Osment Is 19...And Looks Like James Van Der Beek

James Van Der Beek Is 30...And Is James Van Der Beek