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America: You Aren't Safe

1: Can we save it for Group?

2: I thought this was Group.

1: Hosts, guys.

3: Fine, what about the host of So You Think You Can Dance?

1: Cat Deeley? Not after that thing she wore in the finale.

2: That was a dress? I'd been thinking how heroic she was for still making it to the show after walking through a fire at the L'eggs factory!

3: That's right, all my ideas are stupid.

1: Don't pout.

3: I'll pout you!

2: How about Jeff Foxworthy? People think he's funny, right?

1: A particular kind of people. Who wouldn't necessarily fall under our "classy" mandate. If you follow me.

3: Black people? If that's the reason you turned down my K-Ville idea, I am suing you so hard.

1: I was referring to rednecks.

2: Since when do they watch TV?

1: Since Uncle Grandpa rigged up them rabbit ears, reckon?

3: I told you about Uncle Grandpa in confidence!

2: I knew it anyway. There aren't any good broadcast communications programs at any colleges in Alabama!

1: There aren't any colleges in Alabama, period.

3: I am writing a letter to my ombudsperson.

1: To the ombudsperson at Fox? Great -- we can use it for a segment in World's Whiniest Employees.

2: Let's just return to the matter at hand before a bird comes and lands on #3's lower lip.

3: Good, because I have an awesome idea anyway: Bobby Hill. He's hilarious! And he wants to be a comic! This'll be perfect!

2: But he's--

1: Another great one for the "maybe" column! Thank you! Any other great ideas?

2: Brad Garrett?

1: Too tall.

2: Wentworth Miller?

1: Too dour.

2: Gordon Ramsay?

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America: You Aren't Safe

3: Fine, what about the host of So You Think You Can Dance?

1: Cat Deeley? Not after that thing she wore in the finale.

2: That was a dress? I'd been thinking how heroic she was for still making it to the show after walking through a fire at the L'eggs factory!

3: That's right, all my ideas are stupid.

1: Don't pout.

3: I'll pout you!

2: How about Jeff Foxworthy? People think he's funny, right?

1: A particular kind of people. Who wouldn't necessarily fall under our "classy" mandate. If you follow me.

3: Black people? If that's the reason you turned down my K-Ville idea, I am suing you so hard.

1: I was referring to rednecks.

2: Since when do they watch TV?

1: Since Uncle Grandpa rigged up them rabbit ears, reckon?

3: I told you about Uncle Grandpa in confidence!

2: I knew it anyway. There aren't any good broadcast communications programs at any colleges in Alabama!

1: There aren't any colleges in Alabama, period.

3: I am writing a letter to my ombudsperson.

1: To the ombudsperson at Fox? Great -- we can use it for a segment in World's Whiniest Employees.

2: Let's just return to the matter at hand before a bird comes and lands on #3's lower lip.

3: Good, because I have an awesome idea anyway: Bobby Hill. He's hilarious! And he wants to be a comic! This'll be perfect!

2: But he's--

1: Another great one for the "maybe" column! Thank you! Any other great ideas?

2: Brad Garrett?

1: Too tall.

2: Wentworth Miller?

1: Too dour.

2: Gordon Ramsay?

1: At a live event? Let's not intentionally give the FCC lawyers hard-ons.

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