The Rambaldi X-Files of the Fringe Eureka's Lost Ark
Once it's in her hands, a ferret pops out of it, which is what happens when someone wishes for something impossible, like a transfer out of Warehouse 13. Personally, I don't see why that has to be so impossible. At this point I'd take the naked caterer over her.
Anyway, Artie tosses the kettle into a "neutralizer," which is a drum of purple liquid. This is what we do with all the warehouse items when they get out of control. When the kettle goes into the goo, though, it causes the vibrating wallet to fall into Myka's bag.
Myka keeps shouting that this is crazy! This is crazy! While Pete is totally on board with the whole operation, even snuggling with their new wish ferret.
Artie kicks them out and sends them to Leena's Bed and Breakfast for the night, which is about seven miles up the road. They'll meet back at the warehouse in the morning.
They drive through the weird little military town and Myka gives Pete a ration of shit about his "atrocious" penmanship, and oh my god, I can't even tell you how much I hate people who get all judgmental about handwriting. First of all, it's not that person's (my) fault that they (I) write like a left-handed serial killer who is also a drunk doctor by day. Secondly, even if it were their (my) fault, the need to write things down is virtually non-existent because computers are the best, so the entire thing is a non-issue anyway. Thirdly, Myka's such a bitch! And her name keeps getting that awful "Grace Kelly" song from a few years ago stuck in my head, and I hate that song!
They get to the B&B and Pete momentarily gets me to change sides when he tells Myka to unbunch her panties, which, don't ever say that to a woman, asshole, but then gets me back again by just suggesting she make the best out of a bad situation. She doesn't want to. Shock.
They're greeted outside by Leena herself, who already has their rooms ready. She offers to get them some refreshments and Myka wants booze, which is weird for someone who is so healthy they don't even eat sugar, but Myka's a weirdo so I shouldn't be surprised by any of her inconsistencies at this point. Leena appears to be a mind-reader of sorts. She can tell Pete's lying when he says Myka hates traveling (even though, wouldn't that character totally hate traveling?), and then she stares at him until he's so uncomfortable he looks like he's going to vomit, and she tells him he's a lucky man because he's "in tune" or some new age crap.