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The 2001 MTV Movie Awards

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Stee: Why don't you just fast-forward, then? Pamie: It's over! Stee: It looks like he ate your friend. Pamie: Boop-boop-boop! And it's a can of Spam. Stee: What are you talking about? Pamie: The thought bubble where he's looking. I told you. He's looking at it. Stee: But why is it a can of Spam? Pamie: Because he's all big. Thanks for letting me fast-forward. Stee: Man. Pamie: Boop-boop-boop! Stee: I don't know what you're talking about. Pamie: Dave Matthew's thought bubble! Stee: I've lost you. Pamie: I can't take it anymore. Stee: You know what Dave Matthews looks like? The Rock! Pamie: He does look like The Rock! A big ol' pasty Rock! Stee: With the eyebrows. Pamie: Yeah. And then look at him -- see? He's looking at his thought bubble. Stee: Big ol' pasty South African Rock. Who gives sax solos anymore? Pamie: Big ol' pasty South African Rock! Stee: Hee. Pamie: He's South African? Stee: Yeah. Pamie: I had no idea. Stee: I think he just made that up, though as a hook. Pamie: Yeah, I don't think he is. He's from, like, New Hampshire, or something. Stee: Big ups to New Hampshire and my state Delaware. Pamie: Delaware Dogz! Dave Matthews stole the cookies from the cookie jar. His pudgy ass sings. We fall asleep.
Pamie: I'm done with Orlando Jones. Stee: We're all done with Orlando Jones. The new ads for Evolution are the four of them looking very uncomfortable. They hate each other. More than the girls of American Pie. Pamie: Orlando Jones, David Duchovny... Stee: Julianne Moore and Scott Everett...Jimmy Billy Fallon. Pamie: Wow. You know the cast of Evolution. Stee: Goldblum. Goldblum. Pamie: Are you talking about Rush Hour 2? [Pamie and Stee watch the cubicle mtv.com commercial. It's quiet for some time.] Stee: What the fuck is happening? Pamie: Ha! Stee: He just emailed her? Pamie: Not about the breakup, but about the... Stee: No. But then he emailed her a clip of the Dave Matthews band? And suddenly they both stood up. Pamie: Why would she be getting dumped the same time as fired? We didn't need that.

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Mondo Extra
The 2001 MTV Movie Awards

Episode Report Card
Grade It Now!
YOU GRADE IT
Once Irreverent, Now Irrelevant

Stee: Is Dave Matthews wearing a skirt?
Pamie: No, that's his tummy. Can I fast-forward?
Stee: Dude, now I just don't want you to because you want to so bad.
Pamie: I hate this. Hate his voice! And he has herpes.
Stee: Why are you starting rumors about Dave Matthews?
Pamie: He gave my friend's friend herpes.
Stee: Oh, Jesus Christ.
Pamie: He did! That's all I can see when I look at him. Herpes.
Stee: Why don't you just fast-forward, then?
Pamie: It's over!
Stee: It looks like he ate your friend.
Pamie: Boop-boop-boop! And it's a can of Spam.
Stee: What are you talking about?
Pamie: The thought bubble where he's looking. I told you. He's looking at it.
Stee: But why is it a can of Spam?
Pamie: Because he's all big. Thanks for letting me fast-forward.
Stee: Man.
Pamie: Boop-boop-boop!
Stee: I don't know what you're talking about.
Pamie: Dave Matthew's thought bubble!
Stee: I've lost you.
Pamie: I can't take it anymore.
Stee: You know what Dave Matthews looks like? The Rock!
Pamie: He does look like The Rock! A big ol' pasty Rock!
Stee: With the eyebrows.
Pamie: Yeah. And then look at him -- see? He's looking at his thought bubble.
Stee: Big ol' pasty South African Rock. Who gives sax solos anymore?
Pamie: Big ol' pasty South African Rock!
Stee: Hee.
Pamie: He's South African?
Stee: Yeah.
Pamie: I had no idea.
Stee: I think he just made that up, though as a hook.
Pamie: Yeah, I don't think he is. He's from, like, New Hampshire, or something.
Stee: Big ups to New Hampshire and my state Delaware.
Pamie: Delaware Dogz!

Dave Matthews stole the cookies from the cookie jar. His pudgy ass sings. We fall asleep.

Pamie: I'm done with Orlando Jones.
Stee: We're all done with Orlando Jones. The new ads for Evolution are the four of them looking very uncomfortable. They hate each other. More than the girls of American Pie.
Pamie: Orlando Jones, David Duchovny...
Stee: Julianne Moore and Scott Everett...Jimmy Billy Fallon.

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