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The 2001 MTV Movie Awards

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Pamie: When did Matthew Perry join the band? Stee: Remember when they weren't even going to release the album? Pamie: So sad. We saw Weezer last August at a small club in L.A. and were standing right against the stage, and now they've come back with a vengeance and it's very very strange. They play. The crowd goes nuts. Jim Carrey looks bored. Commercials. There is an ad with a talking parrot for a restaurant in Woodland Hills. Wow. They couldn't find anyone to buy time during the hour-two lag, huh?
Pamie: Hey, tell me, tell me, tell me, please tell me, please, please, please tell me you have no interest in seeing Planet of the Apes. Stee: Uh... Pamie: DAMMIT! Stee: What? Pamie: You do? Stee: No, I don't. Pamie: Did you see the first one? Stee: No. Pamie: Why'd they make this one? Why is Orlando Jones on every commercial? Stee: Why is Tim Burton making movies like that? Pamie: I don't know. There are too many questions. Stee: Why did Unbreakable suck so bad? Pamie: I didn't see it. Stee: You really didn't see anything last year. Pamie: I told you. I wouldn't see anything that sounded even slightly like it could suck. And I was saving money to move to L.A. I was working. Doing recaps.
Boy. This is long. Fallon and Dunst introduce Christina Ricci and Ashton Kutcher.
Pamie: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis should get together and create the ultimate genital disorder name. You get Ashton Mila on your Kutcher Kunis. Stee: What about Mena Suvari? Pamie: Her too. I need a salve for my Mena Suvari. And a balm for my Milla Jovovich.
Christina is dressed like the girl ghost from Evil Dead 2. Ashton asks for a kiss. She says no for forever. There's no funny. Girls scream for some Ashton. It's Best Kiss. When we come back from the clips, the presenters are "making out." Ah. We get it. Julia Stiles and Sean Patrick Thomas win. Julia thanks Sean for being "sexy and beautiful," and he says, seriously, "No problem. No problem." Hee. They kiss. The crowd cheers. Dunst and Fallon introduce Cameron Diaz and Mike Myers. Mike Myers does schtick about his butt. Again. Still. Forever. They plug Shrek in a very unfunny "funny" manner. Diaz is still on drugs. It's Best Male Performance. Tom Cruise. Mel Gibson. Omar Epps. Tom Hanks. Russell Crowe. Ha, Omar Epps all like, "I'm here, why?" They open the envelope. It's Tom Cruise. No kidding. We mean, he totally would have shown up if he didn't already know he'd won. Man, them Scientologists truly are powerful. Hee -- there is a section of girls standing up and screaming which they very deliberately show. Goddamn, they're paid shills. Tom Cruise has absolutely no sense of humor. Actually, neither do we very much at this point. Lord. Commercials. We're yawning.

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Mondo Extra
The 2001 MTV Movie Awards

Episode Report Card
Grade It Now!
YOU GRADE IT
Once Irreverent, Now Irrelevant

Stee: Hee.
Pamie: This is exactly why I didn't want the Green album to come out, Stee! I told you this was going to happen!
Stee: Aw.
Pamie: A month ago when you were like, "You're not a fan!"
Stee: I'm happy for them!
Pamie: Are you really?
Stee: It's surreal, though.
Pamie: Look at this!
Stee: Look at Rivers.
Pamie: He's scared and wants to go home.
Stee: It's filmed very excitingly.
Pamie: Dork.
Stee: Matt Sharp is watching somewhere going, "Oh, no."
Pamie: Do you think they're happy about this?
Stee: Yes. Of course. Of course they are. They couldn't have had much money left.
Pamie: When did Matthew Perry join the band?
Stee: Remember when they weren't even going to release the album?
Pamie: So sad.

We saw Weezer last August at a small club in L.A. and were standing right against the stage, and now they've come back with a vengeance and it's very very strange. They play. The crowd goes nuts. Jim Carrey looks bored. Commercials.

There is an ad with a talking parrot for a restaurant in Woodland Hills. Wow. They couldn't find anyone to buy time during the hour-two lag, huh?

Pamie: Hey, tell me, tell me, tell me, please tell me, please, please, please tell me you have no interest in seeing Planet of the Apes.
Stee: Uh...
Pamie: DAMMIT!
Stee: What?
Pamie: You do?
Stee: No, I don't.
Pamie: Did you see the first one?
Stee: No.
Pamie: Why'd they make this one? Why is Orlando Jones on every commercial?
Stee: Why is Tim Burton making movies like that?
Pamie: I don't know. There are too many questions.
Stee: Why did Unbreakable suck so bad?
Pamie: I didn't see it.
Stee: You really didn't see anything last year.
Pamie: I told you. I wouldn't see anything that sounded even slightly like it could suck. And I was saving money to move to L.A. I was working. Doing recaps.

Boy. This is long. Fallon and Dunst introduce Christina Ricci and Ashton Kutcher.

Pamie: Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis should get together and create the ultimate genital disorder name. You get Ashton Mila on your Kutcher Kunis.

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