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The 2001 MTV Movie Awards

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Stee: She really can't sing. Pamie: No. She can't even sing in that cute way where you go, "Look! She's trying to sing!" Ooh, it's like a train wreck. They dance and pour sand down their pants. Fallon sings about wanting to see Planet of the Apes, and all these apes come out and dance, and we hope that movie isn't a Paramount thing because it's pretty fucking shameless, this plug.
Pamie: I can't understand a word they're saying when they're talking together. Stee: Oh, wow. Look at Christina Ricci. Pamie: Did she shave her head? Stee: I think she's an alien.
Fallon and Dunst should stop smoking, because they can't breathe after dancing as they introduce the four hos from American Pie 2. Shannon Elizabeth's nipples are totally visible through her shirt.
Stee: Oh, my God! Pamie: Oh! That's! Those are titties! Stee: Those are her titties!
The girls make a joke about how dumb they all are. Sad. Really.
Pamie: Oh, no! Stee: They spelled "Meat"! Pamie: Oh, no! That's not funny! Stee: Oh, my. Pamie: NO! Stee: I was just going to say I hope that Shannon Elizabeth doesn't expect to work after she stops showing her titties. Obviously she doesn't think that.
Sadder is that Jim Carrey laughs like it's funny. Mena Suvari looks like an Alien Nation cast member. They present Best On-Screen Team.
Stee: I will pour this Coke over my head if Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou wins. Pamie: Well, Charlie's Angels is going to win, but...X-Men, is that this year? Man. Those are her titties out there, huh?
There is a funny bit where Ben Stiller crosses his fingers, and then curses when the Charlie's Angels girls win. Cameron Diaz is the only Angel in attendance, and she looks like a homeless woman. She does a thing where she wipes her armpits. Jenny McCarthy wants her bit back. Commercials.
Stee: Shannon Elizabeth's titties are leaving the building, people. Pamie: Cameron Diaz is the only one who showed. Stee: What happened to her hair? Pamie: Wow. That's not a hairdo. That's me when I'm cleaning. Stee: It is. Pamie: And people go, "Oh, I bugged you while you were cleaning." You can't even go to the store with that hair.

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Mondo Extra
The 2001 MTV Movie Awards

Episode Report Card
Grade It Now!
YOU GRADE IT
Once Irreverent, Now Irrelevant

Pamie: See? We said his name sounded like an opener at the Luxor Nefertiti Lounge in Vegas.
Stee: She really can't sing.
Pamie: No. She can't even sing in that cute way where you go, "Look! She's trying to sing!"

Ooh, it's like a train wreck. They dance and pour sand down their pants. Fallon sings about wanting to see Planet of the Apes, and all these apes come out and dance, and we hope that movie isn't a Paramount thing because it's pretty fucking shameless, this plug.

Pamie: I can't understand a word they're saying when they're talking together.
Stee: Oh, wow. Look at Christina Ricci.
Pamie: Did she shave her head?
Stee: I think she's an alien.

Fallon and Dunst should stop smoking, because they can't breathe after dancing as they introduce the four hos from American Pie 2. Shannon Elizabeth's nipples are totally visible through her shirt.

Stee: Oh, my God!
Pamie: Oh! That's! Those are titties!
Stee: Those are her titties!

The girls make a joke about how dumb they all are. Sad. Really.

Pamie: Oh, no!
Stee: They spelled "Meat"!
Pamie: Oh, no! That's not funny!
Stee: Oh, my.
Pamie: NO!
Stee: I was just going to say I hope that Shannon Elizabeth doesn't expect to work after she stops showing her titties. Obviously she doesn't think that.

Sadder is that Jim Carrey laughs like it's funny. Mena Suvari looks like an Alien Nation cast member. They present Best On-Screen Team.

Stee: I will pour this Coke over my head if Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou wins.
Pamie: Well, Charlie's Angels is going to win, but...X-Men, is that this year? Man. Those are her titties out there, huh?

There is a funny bit where Ben Stiller crosses his fingers, and then curses when the Charlie's Angels girls win. Cameron Diaz is the only Angel in attendance, and she looks like a homeless woman. She does a thing where she wipes her armpits. Jenny McCarthy wants her bit back. Commercials.

Stee: Shannon Elizabeth's titties are leaving the building, people.
Pamie: Cameron Diaz is the only one who showed.
Stee: What happened to her hair?
Pamie: Wow. That's not a hairdo. That's me when I'm cleaning.

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