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The 2001 MTV Movie Awards

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Stee: Drugs. Pamie: I wish I could take drugs and have it excuse sloppy hair. I have to wear do-rags. Stee: Do you want to watch the commercials? Pamie: TiVo! Stee: Those American Pie girls hate each other. Pamie: Of course they do. Look at them. [The screen pauses on the American Pie girls.] Stee: Now. Tara Reid is...she looks like the Mummy. Pamie: Who is the girl with the scary ironed hair? Stee: Allison Hannigan, with the flute up her pussy. Pamie: Oh. Was she in anything else? Stee: American Pie. Yeah, she's on Buffy. Pamie: Oh. See? These are two things...I don't know. Stee: That's the sound of your readership dropping by the thousands. Fifteen-year-olds are crying and writing email. Pamie: I...I just never watched the Buffy. Stee: Mena Suvari will be married for one more year. Pamie: Who's she married to? Stee: She's married to some, like, forty-year-old. Pamie: Why do you know who everyone is married to? Stee: Because I'm smart.
Pamie: No. Why do you care enough to know who everyone's married to? Stee: They make me care. Pamie: Who is "they"? Stee: Premiere and Movieline. Pamie: There has to be a program you can check into for that. Now, are those her boobs? Stee: Whose? Pamie: Whoever that is. Stee: Shannon Elizabeth. Pamie: And why do we care about Shannon Elizabeth? Is she a porn star? Stee: She was in movies and American Pie. Pamie: She's not a porn star? Stee: Uh, not yet. Pamie: That's a porn star name. Stee: She willbe a porn star. Pamie: Those are her boobs normally? Stee: Uh, yeah. Pamie: They just sit like that? Stee: She has big ol' fake boobies! It's silicone. Pamie: How come MTV let us see them? Stee: Do you think that's what Tara Reid looks like when Carson Daly's about to kiss her? Pamie: She postponed their engagement. Stee: Who needs the program now? Pamie: Did Tara Reid always have a scaly chest? Look at her scaly chest! She looks like Grace Jones. Stee: Yes. [Pamie and Stee unfreeze the screen.]

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Mondo Extra
The 2001 MTV Movie Awards

Episode Report Card
Grade It Now!
YOU GRADE IT
Once Irreverent, Now Irrelevant

Stee: It is.
Pamie: And people go, "Oh, I bugged you while you were cleaning." You can't even go to the store with that hair.
Stee: Drugs.
Pamie: I wish I could take drugs and have it excuse sloppy hair. I have to wear do-rags.
Stee: Do you want to watch the commercials?
Pamie: TiVo!
Stee: Those American Pie girls hate each other.
Pamie: Of course they do. Look at them.
[The screen pauses on the American Pie girls.]
Stee: Now. Tara Reid is...she looks like the Mummy.
Pamie: Who is the girl with the scary ironed hair?
Stee: Allison Hannigan, with the flute up her pussy.
Pamie: Oh. Was she in anything else?
Stee: American Pie. Yeah, she's on Buffy.
Pamie: Oh. See? These are two things...I don't know.
Stee: That's the sound of your readership dropping by the thousands. Fifteen-year-olds are crying and writing email.
Pamie: I...I just never watched the Buffy.
Stee: Mena Suvari will be married for one more year.
Pamie: Who's she married to?
Stee: She's married to some, like, forty-year-old.
Pamie: Why do you know who everyone is married to?
Stee: Because I'm smart.

Pamie: No. Why do you care enough to know who everyone's married to?
Stee: They make me care.
Pamie: Who is "they"?
Stee: Premiere and Movieline.
Pamie: There has to be a program you can check into for that. Now, are those her boobs?
Stee: Whose?
Pamie: Whoever that is.
Stee: Shannon Elizabeth.
Pamie: And why do we care about Shannon Elizabeth? Is she a porn star?
Stee: She was in movies and American Pie.
Pamie: She's not a porn star?
Stee: Uh, not yet.
Pamie: That's a porn star name.
Stee: She willbe a porn star.
Pamie: Those are her boobs normally?
Stee: Uh, yeah.
Pamie: They just sit like that?
Stee: She has big ol' fake boobies! It's silicone.
Pamie: How come MTV let us see them?
Stee: Do you think that's what Tara Reid looks like when Carson Daly's about to kiss her?

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