Mondo Extra
The 2001 MTV Movie Awards

Episode Report Card
Pamie: C- | Grade It Now!
YOU GRADE IT
Once Irreverent, Now Irrelevant
Pamie: There's no way Don Cheadle is there. Brendan Fraser and The Rock come out. Brendan Fraser refers to himself as "The Brendan Fraser" and yells a lot. The Rock tells him to stop. Right. The Rock launches into his schtick. We are so mad at most of America for watching wrestling and making people like The Rock stars. Seriously. Please stop for everyone's good.
Pamie: Aren't we done with wrestling already? Stee: Ugh. No! Pamie: DAMMIT! Stee: Sorry to yell at you, but The Rock has upset The Stee. Pamie: Well, The Pamie has poured too much Ranch dressing on her pizza, so if The Stee needs some, The Stee can dip The Pizza over here. Stee: Gone In Sixty Seconds was the best movie of the year. Pamie: I didn't see anything! Stee: You didn't see that either? Pamie: No. Stee: Wow. Pamie: Last year I was like, "I'm not seeing anything I don't want to see." So, I haven't seen anything. Stee: So, what happened with Moulin Rouge and Shrek? Pamie: In both cases I was with someone that wanted to see that movie. And I didn't want to be rude.
Brendan Fraser looks a bit embarrassed. But then again, he made that Canadian Mounties comedy so he shouldn't be allowed to say anything. Best Action Sequence.
Pamie: I haven't seen any of these! I guess I don't like action movies. Perfect Storm. I didn't see that. U-Fifty-Seven-One. I'm just making up movies now. Stee: U-Fifty-Seven-One? Pamie: I didn't see it. Stee: Me neither. Pamie: O-Seventy-Six. Bingo.
John Woo wins for Mission: Impossible 2. He speaks in broken English. He should really have that thing on his nose looked at.
Stee: Ang Lee should be ashamed of himself. Pamie: Why? Stee: Oh. That's John Woo. Pamie: Yeah. I don't think Ang Lee is even in the country right now. Stee: Well, good, because I'd hit him. Pamie: Your misplaced anger scares me. Stee: He cast Jewel. How is that misplaced? Pamie: He cast Jewel? Stee: Yeah. Pamie: For what? Stee: Ride With the Devil. Pamie: Who watched that? Stee: Jewel's mom. Pamie: Did you watch that? Stee: No.

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17Next

Mondo Extra

Comments

Mondo Extra
The 2001 MTV Movie Awards

Episode Report Card
Grade It Now!
YOU GRADE IT
Once Irreverent, Now Irrelevant

Stee: Wow. That was a very untimely sketch.
Pamie: John Travolta's there!
Stee: All four of the Swordfish people are there. That's why Huge Ackman is there.
Pamie: There's no way Don Cheadle is there.

Brendan Fraser and The Rock come out. Brendan Fraser refers to himself as "The Brendan Fraser" and yells a lot. The Rock tells him to stop. Right. The Rock launches into his schtick. We are so mad at most of America for watching wrestling and making people like The Rock stars. Seriously. Please stop for everyone's good.

Pamie: Aren't we done with wrestling already?
Stee: Ugh. No!
Pamie: DAMMIT!
Stee: Sorry to yell at you, but The Rock has upset The Stee.
Pamie: Well, The Pamie has poured too much Ranch dressing on her pizza, so if The Stee needs some, The Stee can dip The Pizza over here.
Stee: Gone In Sixty Seconds was the best movie of the year.
Pamie: I didn't see anything!
Stee: You didn't see that either?
Pamie: No.
Stee: Wow.
Pamie: Last year I was like, "I'm not seeing anything I don't want to see." So, I haven't seen anything.
Stee: So, what happened with Moulin Rouge and Shrek?
Pamie: In both cases I was with someone that wanted to see that movie. And I didn't want to be rude.

Brendan Fraser looks a bit embarrassed. But then again, he made that Canadian Mounties comedy so he shouldn't be allowed to say anything. Best Action Sequence.

Pamie: I haven't seen any of these! I guess I don't like action movies. Perfect Storm. I didn't see that. U-Fifty-Seven-One. I'm just making up movies now.
Stee: U-Fifty-Seven-One?
Pamie: I didn't see it.
Stee: Me neither.
Pamie: O-Seventy-Six. Bingo.

John Woo wins for Mission: Impossible 2. He speaks in broken English. He should really have that thing on his nose looked at.

Stee: Ang Lee should be ashamed of himself.
Pamie: Why?
Stee: Oh. That's John Woo.
Pamie: Yeah. I don't think Ang Lee is even in the country right now.
Stee: Well, good, because I'd hit him.
Pamie: Your misplaced anger scares me.

Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17Next

Mondo Extra

Comments

SHARE THE SNARK

X

Get the most of your experience.
Share the Snark!

See content relevant to you based on what your friends are reading and watching.

Share your activity with your friends to Facebook's News Feed, Timeline and Ticker.

Stay in Control: Delete any item from your activity that you choose not to share.

The Latest Activity On TwOP