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The 2001 MTV Movie Awards

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Stee: Joke not working! Pamie: Not enough rehearsal! Stee: He hates himself. Pamie: Woo! Stee: Do you think the awards have a "woo" sign instead of "Applause"? Pamie: Hang your head in shame, Jim Carrey. Stee: Congratulations, Jim Carrey. You'll never say a less-funny joke in your life. Pamie: I ated too many fries.
Wow. That might be the least funny thing Jim Carrey has ever done in his life. Except for marrying Lauren Holly. Jim Carrey continues the bit backstage, and Sam Jackson just tries to walk away slowly. Commercials. The commercial for Mariah Carey's new commercial comes on.
Stee: Oh. Pamie: Oh, my God! Stee: Whoa! Pamie and Stee: WHOA! Stee: Rewind! Pamie: Behold the power of TiVo. Stee: That was inside her ass! Pamie: Wow. Stee: Oh, my God. Wait. She's just showing her ass. Whoa! Pamie: Oh, my God. That's her ass in slow-motion here. Stee: I think next singers are going to be on album covers with dildos shoved inside of them. Just, "Look at me." There's nothing left. Pamie: Oh! Stee: She just showed her vagina. Pamie: It's not the first time we've seen that thing.
Fallon says that Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld were going to present but didn't show up and he's going to do their script, so he does his impressions. Like every single thing on this show, it goes on way too long.
[Pamie starts giggling and Stee glares at her.] Pamie: What? He's funny! He's cute! He's...Jimmy Fallon! Stee: Lord. This is the girl who hates Whose Line Is It, Anyway because it bastardizes improv. And Jimmy Fallon is funny because he's cute. Pamie: I give him a million points.
Fallon introduces Destiny's Child. Man, Beyoncé looks tired. They start singing "Say My Name." Poor things. Wow, those girls are weeks away from a major breakdown. They present Breakthrough Performance Female.
Stee: Who's Aaliyah? Pamie: She had that song. Stee: Oh. Pamie: Hey, I saw Traffic. Stee: And that girl I aggressively hate. Pamie: Who is she? Stee: The girl from Scary Movie. Pamie: Has she been in anything else? Stee: No. Scary Movie 2.

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Mondo Extra
The 2001 MTV Movie Awards

Episode Report Card
Grade It Now!
YOU GRADE IT
Once Irreverent, Now Irrelevant

Pamie: My bum is on your pizza.
Stee: Okay, yeah, it is hard.
Pamie: Exhausting.

Let the schtick begin. Oh. Ah. Yeah. He's doing this voice-over thing where he just stands there and his voice comes over the P.A. and he's supposedly learned to talk telepathically. Too bad he didn't learn to self-edit. He pushes the joke and pushes the joke and he's "stuck" now and it makes "Uma, Oprah" look like "Who's on First?"

Stee: Joke not working!
Pamie: Not enough rehearsal!
Stee: He hates himself.
Pamie: Woo!
Stee: Do you think the awards have a "woo" sign instead of "Applause"?
Pamie: Hang your head in shame, Jim Carrey.
Stee: Congratulations, Jim Carrey. You'll never say a less-funny joke in your life.
Pamie: I ated too many fries.

Wow. That might be the least funny thing Jim Carrey has ever done in his life. Except for marrying Lauren Holly. Jim Carrey continues the bit backstage, and Sam Jackson just tries to walk away slowly. Commercials. The commercial for Mariah Carey's new commercial comes on.

Stee: Oh.
Pamie: Oh, my God!
Stee: Whoa!
Pamie and Stee: WHOA!
Stee: Rewind!
Pamie: Behold the power of TiVo.
Stee: That was inside her ass!
Pamie: Wow.
Stee: Oh, my God. Wait. She's just showing her ass. Whoa!
Pamie: Oh, my God. That's her ass in slow-motion here.
Stee: I think next singers are going to be on album covers with dildos shoved inside of them. Just, "Look at me." There's nothing left.
Pamie: Oh!
Stee: She just showed her vagina.
Pamie: It's not the first time we've seen that thing.

Fallon says that Chris Rock and Jerry Seinfeld were going to present but didn't show up and he's going to do their script, so he does his impressions. Like every single thing on this show, it goes on way too long.

[Pamie starts giggling and Stee glares at her.]
Pamie: What? He's funny! He's cute! He's...Jimmy Fallon!
Stee: Lord. This is the girl who hates Whose Line Is It, Anyway because it bastardizes improv. And Jimmy Fallon is funny because he's cute.
Pamie: I give him a million points.

Fallon introduces Destiny's Child. Man, Beyoncé looks tired. They start singing "Say My Name." Poor things. Wow, those girls are weeks away from a major breakdown. They present Breakthrough Performance Female.

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