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The 2002 MTV Movie Awards

Stee: I can't believe the MTV Movie Awards are all tainted like this.
Pamie: All about commercialism.
Stee: Oh, see, I totally thought he was going to ask Winona about the stealing.
Pamie: Oh, did you?
Stee: Yeah. Totally fooled me.
Pamie: Hey, if he makes a joke about her "stealing" his heart, we're going to stop the recap.
Stee: Can we stop the recap anyway? Hey, did Vin Diesel win yet?
Pamie: No. It's "not a Vin Diesel Award show" yet.

Vin Diesel finally gets his popcorn. Vin tells Paul he doesn't know how they're going to split it. Paul says he knows he's not going home with it. Vin takes it and says they might have to race for it. Women scream to orgasm. Vin says just last year, they were filming the movie and it was an amazing ride and they both now live their lives a quarter mile at a time. How very. Paul Walker stops to "say something real quick" instead of leaving. He thanks his family and friends, his boys for keeping him back in line. He thanks us as well. I think we've all been doing a fine job of keeping him in line as well.

Stee: Paul Walker has to say something. Talk about the kids in Ghana, Paul Walker. What about the kids in Ghana?!
Pamie: "That wasn't a Vin Diesel announcement."
Stee: Jack Black kind of looks like a midget.

Natalie Portman and Ewan McGregor. How many times do we have to see Ewan tonight? They say "ass crack" for Ted Demme. Ewan says he doesn't know who to pick for Best Female. Natalie tells him that he doesn't pick the winner; the audience does. Best Female Performance: Angelina Jolie, Tomb Raider; Nicole Kidman, Moulin Rouge!; Reese Witherspoon, Legally Blonde; Halle Berry, Monster's Ball; Kate Beckinsale, Pearl Harbor. Right. Kate Beckinsale.

Stee: "We would just like say a one word about Ted Demme: speedball."
Pamie: It's Angelina Jolie.
Stee: She's going to be a mom for about two years, until she gives up that Cambodian baby they just adopted.
Pamie: "Baby, I accidentally ate our Cambodian baby."
Stee: "That's okay, baby. We can always get another."
Pamie: "Can we have Cambodian baby stew again tonight? It's delicious."
Stee: "Baby. I gave our new Cambodian baby back to Cambodia while you were out."

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The 2002 MTV Movie Awards
Stee: I can't believe the MTV Movie Awards are all tainted like this. Pamie: All about commercialism. Stee: Oh, see, I totally thought he was going to ask Winona about the stealing. Pamie: Oh, did you? Stee: Yeah. Totally fooled me. Pamie: Hey, if he makes a joke about her "stealing" his heart, we're going to stop the recap. Stee: Can we stop the recap anyway? Hey, did Vin Diesel win yet? Pamie: No. It's "not a Vin Diesel Award show" yet.
Vin Diesel finally gets his popcorn. Vin tells Paul he doesn't know how they're going to split it. Paul says he knows he's not going home with it. Vin takes it and says they might have to race for it. Women scream to orgasm. Vin says just last year, they were filming the movie and it was an amazing ride and they both now live their lives a quarter mile at a time. How very. Paul Walker stops to "say something real quick" instead of leaving. He thanks his family and friends, his boys for keeping him back in line. He thanks us as well. I think we've all been doing a fine job of keeping him in line as well.
Stee: Paul Walker has to say something. Talk about the kids in Ghana, Paul Walker. What about the kids in Ghana?! Pamie: "That wasn't a Vin Diesel announcement." Stee: Jack Black kind of looks like a midget.
Natalie Portman and Ewan McGregor. How many times do we have to see Ewan tonight? They say "ass crack" for Ted Demme. Ewan says he doesn't know who to pick for Best Female. Natalie tells him that he doesn't pick the winner; the audience does. Best Female Performance: Angelina Jolie, Tomb Raider; Nicole Kidman, Moulin Rouge!; Reese Witherspoon, Legally Blonde; Halle Berry, Monster's Ball; Kate Beckinsale, Pearl Harbor. Right. Kate Beckinsale.
Stee: "We would just like say a one word about Ted Demme: speedball." Pamie: It's Angelina Jolie. Stee: She's going to be a mom for about two years, until she gives up that Cambodian baby they just adopted. Pamie: "Baby, I accidentally ate our Cambodian baby." Stee: "That's okay, baby. We can always get another." Pamie: "Can we have Cambodian baby stew again tonight? It's delicious." Stee: "Baby. I gave our new Cambodian baby back to Cambodia while you were out." Pamie: "Baby. Why did you do that?"

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