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The 2002 MTV Movie Awards

Stee: This is Buffy, right?
Pamie: Yeah.
Stee: I've never watched the Buffy.
Pamie: You know everyone reading this hates you now, right?
Stee: I know.
Pamie: Oh, hee. Jack Black is doing his Green Goblin impression.
Stee: Yeah. Jack Black would have been better as the Green Goblin, I think. Because at least then you'd know it was supposed to be funny.

More Spider-Man footage until Tobey Maguire falls asleep and wakes up as Jack Black, who's mostly naked once again, talking about how hot his body is. Jack Black is three weeks away from insuring that pot belly like Jennifer Lopez's ass. Spooge joke. Then Jack Black plays around shooting webs all over his bedroom making the five Jack Black faces. He then does a series of drawings for possible costumes, each one labeled "Not gay enough," until he draws the Spider-Man costume. He labels this one, "Exactly the right amount of gay!"

Stee: Ha, there's Kyle running!
Pamie: Fat man belly is always funny.
Stee: Ew. But Jack Black ejaculating is kinda gross.
Pamie: Tell that to Laura Kightlinger.
Stee: Oh, she already knows. Jenga jokes are always funny.

Jack Black stands in his Spider-Man costume, webs a tube sock over to himself, and shoves it into his pants. Then Jack Black kinda sings the Spider-Man theme as we watch more Spider-Man footage. They've blurred the Spider-Man so he looks fatter. They've drawn giant nipples on Sarah Michelle as she walks through a wet alley to have her upside-down kiss. Sarah Michelle plays this totally seriously, showing us how she totally should have had the part and not that wretched Kirsten Dunst who can't look a person in just one eye during close-ups. Sarah Michelle pulls the mask of Spider-Man, who does a Yoda joke. They do a kiss that isn't even close to the amount of tonguing in the real film.

Jack Black's out of web material (literally), so Sarah Michelle spins herself into Wonder Woman. Insert Invisible Jet joke here. They fly as Jack Black gets fresh with Sarah Michelle's thigh. Jack Black hasn't stopped singing since the show started.

Stee: Man, I can't believe she's auditioning for the Wonder Woman role like that. Pretty shameless.
Pamie: Totally. Plus her nipples. Oh jeez, this is a million years long.

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The 2002 MTV Movie Awards
Stee: This is Buffy, right? Pamie: Yeah. Stee: I've never watched the Buffy. Pamie: You know everyone reading this hates you now, right? Stee: I know. Pamie: Oh, hee. Jack Black is doing his Green Goblin impression. Stee: Yeah. Jack Black would have been better as the Green Goblin, I think. Because at least then you'd know it was supposed to be funny.
More Spider-Man footage until Tobey Maguire falls asleep and wakes up as Jack Black, who's mostly naked once again, talking about how hot his body is. Jack Black is three weeks away from insuring that pot belly like Jennifer Lopez's ass. Spooge joke. Then Jack Black plays around shooting webs all over his bedroom making the five Jack Black faces. He then does a series of drawings for possible costumes, each one labeled "Not gay enough," until he draws the Spider-Man costume. He labels this one, "Exactly the right amount of gay!"
Stee: Ha, there's Kyle running! Pamie: Fat man belly is always funny. Stee: Ew. But Jack Black ejaculating is kinda gross. Pamie: Tell that to Laura Kightlinger. Stee: Oh, she already knows. Jenga jokes are always funny.
Jack Black stands in his Spider-Man costume, webs a tube sock over to himself, and shoves it into his pants. Then Jack Black kinda sings the Spider-Man theme as we watch more Spider-Man footage. They've blurred the Spider-Man so he looks fatter. They've drawn giant nipples on Sarah Michelle as she walks through a wet alley to have her upside-down kiss. Sarah Michelle plays this totally seriously, showing us how she totally should have had the part and not that wretched Kirsten Dunst who can't look a person in just one eye during close-ups. Sarah Michelle pulls the mask of Spider-Man, who does a Yoda joke. They do a kiss that isn't even close to the amount of tonguing in the real film. Jack Black's out of web material (literally), so Sarah Michelle spins herself into Wonder Woman. Insert Invisible Jet joke here. They fly as Jack Black gets fresh with Sarah Michelle's thigh. Jack Black hasn't stopped singing since the show started.
Stee: Man, I can't believe she's auditioning for the Wonder Woman role like that. Pretty shameless. Pamie: Totally. Plus her nipples. Oh jeez, this is a million years long. Stee: I wish Snoop would come and do the "Snizzle my nizzle" again.

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