MONDO EXTRAS

So it's been a year, and Pamie and Stee are back recapping yet another awards show. We know it was technically during a different show, but we came across this and thought it was too funny in light of tonight. Here's what we said just over a year ago:

Pamie: Welcome to the 2002 MTV Movie Awards!
Stee: If we're here during the 2003 MTV Movie Awards, you may shoot us both.
Pamie: Find us and shoot us. ["Me too." -- Wing Chun]
Stee: But, like, with rubber bands...because I really don't want to die.

Wow. We don't know whether to be sad that, a year later, we'll still right here, or happy that, a year later, we're still right here. We'll let you know. ["I think it's a little of both." -- Wing Chun] Let's get started...

So, before the show, there is the usual pre-show crapness, featuring the usual MTV tools, like Sway and crackle-toothed John Norris and Spoogen or whatever her name is. There's also -- and this is pretty unbelievable -- Kurt Loder. Kurt f-ing Loder. How old is he? He's so old, he killed the Radio Star. And all of these VJs are so goddamn terrible at interviewing. Ludacris is a better interviewer. Jack Osbourne is better. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos is better. Okay, well, we don't want to get crazy...

Pamie: That damn SuChin is finishing up.
Stee: Now, SuChin...she won a contest, right? She's not actually a VJ. Please tell me that.
Pamie: She does that thing to me that happens to Kramer when he hears Mary Hart's voice.
Stee: I'm gonna interview you in the style of the MTV Video Music Awards opening.
Pamie: Okay. And I'll do it like a guy who's there.
Stee: "Okay, okay! So Pam! I mean, I mean...! Hey, there's...! I'm standing...! Hey! I...there's....! Thanks, Kurt! I'm standing here on the red carpet with...Pam--"
Pamie: "Right, right, true, true!"
Stee: "So, Pam! This is absolutely amazing here tonight, isn't it?"
Pamie: "Oh, you know, it's like I'm saying, I've been, I mean, you know. I'm just here. I'm just sayin'. You know, everything's been a really good year and we're all just really happy about everything--"
Stee: "--Is--?"
Pamie: "--and how everything has worked out."
Stee: "Now, isn't our red carpet really red?"

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So it's been a year, and Pamie and Stee are back recapping yet another awards show. We know it was technically during a different show, but we came across this and thought it was too funny in light of tonight. Here's what we said just over a year ago:

Pamie: Welcome to the 2002 MTV Movie Awards! Stee: If we're here during the 2003 MTV Movie Awards, you may shoot us both. Pamie: Find us and shoot us. ["Me too." -- Wing Chun] Stee: But, like, with rubber bands...because I really don't want to die.

Wow. We don't know whether to be sad that, a year later, we'll still right here, or happy that, a year later, we're still right here. We'll let you know. ["I think it's a little of both." -- Wing Chun] Let's get started... So, before the show, there is the usual pre-show crapness, featuring the usual MTV tools, like Sway and crackle-toothed John Norris and Spoogen or whatever her name is. There's also -- and this is pretty unbelievable -- Kurt Loder. Kurt f-ing Loder. How old is he? He's so old, he killed the Radio Star. And all of these VJs are so goddamn terrible at interviewing. Ludacris is a better interviewer. Jack Osbourne is better. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos is better. Okay, well, we don't want to get crazy...

Pamie: That damn SuChin is finishing up. Stee: Now, SuChin...she won a contest, right? She's not actually a VJ. Please tell me that. Pamie: She does that thing to me that happens to Kramer when he hears Mary Hart's voice. Stee: I'm gonna interview you in the style of the MTV Video Music Awards opening. Pamie: Okay. And I'll do it like a guy who's there. Stee: "Okay, okay! So Pam! I mean, I mean...! Hey, there's...! I'm standing...! Hey! I...there's....! Thanks, Kurt! I'm standing here on the red carpet with...Pam--" Pamie: "Right, right, true, true!" Stee: "So, Pam! This is absolutely amazing here tonight, isn't it?" Pamie: "Oh, you know, it's like I'm saying, I've been, I mean, you know. I'm just here. I'm just sayin'. You know, everything's been a really good year and we're all just really happy about everything--" Stee: "--Is--?" Pamie: "--and how everything has worked out." Stee: "Now, isn't our red carpet really red?"

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