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The 2003 MTV Video Music Awards

Kim Catrrall looks like she is eighteen years old. Stunning. Absolutely beautiful. And, she looks oddly demure, even as she's wearing the sexiest dress ever. Pam Anderson arrived with transsexual Amanda Lepore (so I was right about the people-taking-their-clothes-off part). Then, there was dancing. This is where things got really good. Zac Posen and I had what is referred to in '80s teen comedies as a "dance-off." It actually became tense. Britney Spears totally joined the fray, it was that good. Jennifer Esposito was everywhere. I swear to God I saw an Olsen twin adjust her underwear by just hiking up her dress and doing it. I swear that's what I saw. Matt Stone has a gorgeous girlfriend. Funny, 'cause I thought he was gay. I believe that Puff Daddy has a clothing line simply so he can dress his entourage in matching outfits. Kurt Loder is really very damn old. Seeing him was kinda significant, though. It's the guy who told me that Kurt Cobain died. It was cool seeing him. Paris Hilton was remarkably reserved. David Spade has highlights. Models are stupid. Nicole Kidman looks like an angel. And, sadly, there was no Madonna. If it all sounds kinda blurry, it may be due to the fact that I had about forty-five Chambord beverages. Quite a versatile beverage, that Chambord.

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The 2003 MTV Video Music Awards Patrick MacMullan was snapping shots of people as they were walking down the carpet. You know you you're at a good party if that's the case. Or, you know that someone is going to take their clothes off at this party, which I guess can make a party good, so same thing. Inside was lots of Playstation and Chambord, the apparent sponsors of the event. Tons of booze and food. Fred Durst and Ben Stiller were chatting. They must have a ton in common. Everyone was a little too West Coast for a NYC party. Lots of tans and spiky hair. There was an amazing DJ. I've never heard anything as good from a DJ. Really. I feel like I need to say that. Also, someone had a cutting of '80s films and videos on flat screens on constant loop that was really awesome to watch. Of course, I don't thing the crowd could stop star-gazing long enough to do that. Kim Catrrall looks like she is eighteen years old. Stunning. Absolutely beautiful. And, she looks oddly demure, even as she's wearing the sexiest dress ever. Pam Anderson arrived with transsexual Amanda Lepore (so I was right about the people-taking-their-clothes-off part). Then, there was dancing. This is where things got really good. Zac Posen and I had what is referred to in '80s teen comedies as a "dance-off." It actually became tense. Britney Spears totally joined the fray, it was that good. Jennifer Esposito was everywhere. I swear to God I saw an Olsen twin adjust her underwear by just hiking up her dress and doing it. I swear that's what I saw. Matt Stone has a gorgeous girlfriend. Funny, 'cause I thought he was gay. I believe that Puff Daddy has a clothing line simply so he can dress his entourage in matching outfits. Kurt Loder is really very damn old. Seeing him was kinda significant, though. It's the guy who told me that Kurt Cobain died. It was cool seeing him. Paris Hilton was remarkably reserved. David Spade has highlights. Models are stupid. Nicole Kidman looks like an angel. And, sadly, there was no Madonna. If it all sounds kinda blurry, it may be due to the fact that I had about forty-five Chambord beverages. Quite a versatile beverage, that Chambord.

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