MONDO EXTRAS

The 2003 MTV Video Music Awards
Stee: Snoop's just dissing everyone.
Pamie: This is so awkward. It's like they're getting paid to be lesbians.
Stee: And the problem would be...?
Pamie: They get paid less than the Queer Eye gay men.

Missy, by the way, is wearing a huge black tux with a Bedazzled hat on sideways. Somehow she went backwards in fashion. Sad. The "song" ends after they all rap some bullshit about changing the channel. Disingenuous and anti-good, as usual.

Pamie: Oh, my God. That was terrible.
Stee: Why is there a wedding chapel set?
Pamie: Um..."Like a Virgin," um...Because the first...um...I don't know.
Stee: Why's Madonna dressed like Tomb Raider?
Pamie: In honor of Angelina Jolie's Cambodian Baby Dildo!
Stee: And why is Missy Elliot dressed like the Fat Boys?
Pamie: In honor...of Jam Master Jay?

Credits. Whoa, there are a lot of people here. Fuck, this is going to be one long evening.

Pamie: What is a Chester Beddington?
Stee: Uh, he's the, he's the screamy guy.
Pamie: Screamy guy.
Stee: Screamy guy.
Pamie: Please elaborate.
Stee: He's from that Linkin Perrrk.
Pamie: Oh. Ha!
Stee: Durrrran Durrrran.
Pamie: I'm so pissed I'm the one who has to transcribe our tapes this year, with all your "R"s.
Stee: Fred Durrrrst!
Pamie: This will be frrrrrustrrrrating.
Stee: Jay Zeerrrr!
Pamie: I don't know who LeBron James is.
Stee: Uh, he's a basketball phenom.
Pamie: Phenom. He's with the Neptunes, right?
Stee: Do you know what would be really cool? If there was like, a high-school basketball phenom who didn't like rap. Who was into like, country or jazz and who refused to come on this show.
Pamie: What a great story, Stee.
Stee: Shut up.
Pamie: How come Pharrell Williams or Pharrell or whatever now gets to do everything...
Stee: And the poor Asian guy gets nothing?
Pamie: Yeah. I even call him "the other one." And I think his name is Tony Hugo or something.
Stee: Yeah, Hugo Tony.
Pamie: Is it Tony Hugo or Hugo Tony?

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The 2003 MTV Video Music Awards
Stee: Snoop's just dissing everyone. Pamie: This is so awkward. It's like they're getting paid to be lesbians. Stee: And the problem would be...? Pamie: They get paid less than the Queer Eye gay men.
Missy, by the way, is wearing a huge black tux with a Bedazzled hat on sideways. Somehow she went backwards in fashion. Sad. The "song" ends after they all rap some bullshit about changing the channel. Disingenuous and anti-good, as usual.
Pamie: Oh, my God. That was terrible. Stee: Why is there a wedding chapel set? Pamie: Um..."Like a Virgin," um...Because the first...um...I don't know. Stee: Why's Madonna dressed like Tomb Raider? Pamie: In honor of Angelina Jolie's Cambodian Baby Dildo! Stee: And why is Missy Elliot dressed like the Fat Boys? Pamie: In honor...of Jam Master Jay?
Credits. Whoa, there are a lot of people here. Fuck, this is going to be one long evening.
Pamie: What is a Chester Beddington? Stee: Uh, he's the, he's the screamy guy. Pamie: Screamy guy. Stee: Screamy guy. Pamie: Please elaborate. Stee: He's from that Linkin Perrrk. Pamie: Oh. Ha! Stee: Durrrran Durrrran. Pamie: I'm so pissed I'm the one who has to transcribe our tapes this year, with all your "R"s. Stee: Fred Durrrrst! Pamie: This will be frrrrrustrrrrating. Stee: Jay Zeerrrr! Pamie: I don't know who LeBron James is. Stee: Uh, he's a basketball phenom. Pamie: Phenom. He's with the Neptunes, right? Stee: Do you know what would be really cool? If there was like, a high-school basketball phenom who didn't like rap. Who was into like, country or jazz and who refused to come on this show. Pamie: What a great story, Stee. Stee: Shut up. Pamie: How come Pharrell Williams or Pharrell or whatever now gets to do everything... Stee: And the poor Asian guy gets nothing? Pamie: Yeah. I even call him "the other one." And I think his name is Tony Hugo or something. Stee: Yeah, Hugo Tony. Pamie: Is it Tony Hugo or Hugo Tony? Stee: Hugo Boss. Pamie: Blah.
So Chris Rock comes out in a very shiny leather jacket as "In Da Club" plays for the first of one million times tonight.

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