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The 2003 MTV Video Music Awards
Stee: Who stole Chris Rock and put this guy up there?
Pamie: Maybe it's actually the Wayans brothers.
Stee: Remember when Snoop wasn't going to smoke pot anymore?
Pamie: I was just thinking about that yesterday!
Stee: When?
Pamie: In the car. I was thinking of his publicity people who must have been like, "Let's make a press release: Snoop Quits Pot!"
Stee: You have a lot of really deep thoughts.
Pamie: Shut up.
Stee: Chris Rock just stole a joke from EW six months ago.
Pamie: A joke that I was telling weeks before that!
Stee: That's right. The joke's stolen from Pamie.
Pamie: From my thoughts!

Rock talks about how Jermaine Dupri is ugly but is dating Janet Jackson and that means Rock could have gotten her.

Stee: I heard Janet Jackson got really fat.
Pamie: She was in Bad Boys II, wasn't she?
Stee: No!
Pamie: You don't have to say it like that.
Stee: Vivica A. Fox has turned into a ho.
Pamie: Who is she?
Stee: ...
Pamie: I can't think of any reason to know her. Was she in a TV show?
Stee: No.
Pamie: Was she in Waiting to Exhale?
Stee: Yeah, sure.
Pamie: Don't rewind the TiVo!
Stee: I wanted to hear what he said.
Pamie: It's long enough already!
Stee: Then shh! Vivica A. Fox was in that ID4.
Pamie: How am I supposed to remember that?

Now there are jokes about Fat Black Singers dying a lot. Rock hopes Ruben is eating a salad somewhere. Nelly laughs.

Stee: I like that Nelly doesn't care anymore about his friend with the face cancer.
Pamie: Maybe he got out of jail.
Stee: Maybe they got in a fight.

Now some American Idol joke about how what's-his-face looks like Al Roker and then how Paula Abdul judging singing is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance competition. James Hetfield loves it.

Pamie: Chris Rock boldly going...to the American Idol jokes.
Stee: "Al Roker"?
Pamie: "I love me some Katie Couric! Who's with me?"

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The 2003 MTV Video Music Awards Pamie: Maybe it's actually the Wayans brothers. Stee: Remember when Snoop wasn't going to smoke pot anymore? Pamie: I was just thinking about that yesterday! Stee: When? Pamie: In the car. I was thinking of his publicity people who must have been like, "Let's make a press release: Snoop Quits Pot!" Stee: You have a lot of really deep thoughts. Pamie: Shut up. Stee: Chris Rock just stole a joke from EW six months ago. Pamie: A joke that I was telling weeks before that! Stee: That's right. The joke's stolen from Pamie. Pamie: From my thoughts! Rock talks about how Jermaine Dupri is ugly but is dating Janet Jackson and that means Rock could have gotten her.
Stee: I heard Janet Jackson got really fat. Pamie: She was in Bad Boys II, wasn't she? Stee: No! Pamie: You don't have to say it like that. Stee: Vivica A. Fox has turned into a ho. Pamie: Who is she? Stee: ... Pamie: I can't think of any reason to know her. Was she in a TV show? Stee: No. Pamie: Was she in Waiting to Exhale? Stee: Yeah, sure. Pamie: Don't rewind the TiVo! Stee: I wanted to hear what he said. Pamie: It's long enough already! Stee: Then shh! Vivica A. Fox was in that ID4. Pamie: How am I supposed to remember that?
Now there are jokes about Fat Black Singers dying a lot. Rock hopes Ruben is eating a salad somewhere. Nelly laughs.
Stee: I like that Nelly doesn't care anymore about his friend with the face cancer. Pamie: Maybe he got out of jail. Stee: Maybe they got in a fight.
Now some American Idol joke about how what's-his-face looks like Al Roker and then how Paula Abdul judging singing is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance competition. James Hetfield loves it.
Pamie: Chris Rock boldly going...to the American Idol jokes. Stee: "Al Roker"? Pamie: "I love me some Katie Couric! Who's with me?" Stee: James Hetfield loves cripple jokes. That was going to be the name of St. Anger.
Now about how music was hard to sell this year. Rock says the 50 Cent album hype was only about "he got shot nine times!" Rock makes a porn star "face shot" joke. People boo. Really? Why is that controversial? The best is Russell Simmons explaining the joke to the Reverend Run from Run DMC. You actually see Russell lean over and then Run say, "Oh," and laugh. Ha. Now about rapping beefs and how no one beefs with Eminem (which is actually not true at all). He says that even a dissed white rapper will be on every station, not just Hot 97, like black rappers. Eminem does some Justin spin and claps the loudest. Eminem licks his lips more that LL. Someone get the boy some Blistex already. Then Rock makes a joke about how you can't sit R. Kelly near the Olsen twins. Pretty good.

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