MONDO EXTRAS

The 2003 MTV Video Music Awards
Stee: "Okay, LeBron, this is what I see. You keep interrupting her, trying to get some! Do you like it?"
Pamie: "I like Sprite."

They do Best Hip-Hop Song. "Beautiful" (Snoop and Pharrell). "Work It" (Missy). "Hot in Herre" (Nelly). "03 Bonnie and Clyde" (Jay-Z with Beyoncé).

Stee: Is this hip-hop?
Pamie: Yeah.
Stee: No, is Jay-Z and Beyoncé hip-hop?
Pamie: Oh, well, I, uh, um, well, oh.
Stee: Heh.

"I Know What You Want" (Busta with Mariah). Jay-Z would be a really high-scoring Scrabble word, if it were legal. On a triple? Shit. You're good to go.

Stee: I don't want to be mean, but I'm just going to say it: Jay-Z is really ugly.
Pamie: Controversy! And now I'm free to say: Busta's music's gone to shit.
Stee: He can't sing...
Pamie: That new song with that "Mmm," sound. It's like "Put Your Ass On Fire." I think it might be a Neptunes song.
Stee: Every song is a Neptunes song.
Pamie: Busta keeps going "mmm." And then they're lighting a girl's ass on fire.

LeBron stops once again to ask for a kiss. Poor guy. Eighteen and so rich he doesn't know he sucks. Missy wins. She comes out with Timbaland. Snoop is grooving in his seat to his own private song. Missy reminds us that she's never won before. The Susan Lucci of the VMAs. She thanks God. She even thanks her hair lady and makeup lady. She thanks Stee's old high-school friend, the director Dave Meyers, who stands. Then she thanks Aaliyah. Aaliyah doesn't stand. How rude of her. Commercials.

Pamie: Jesus. Oh, the crowd goes wild.
Stee: Basically, he just did what Kobe did. He raped Ashanti.
Pamie: Everybody's been raping Ashanti.
Stee: I thought Ashanti died on a plane recently.
Pamie: What the eff is Missy wearing?
Stee: What she was wearing earlier.
Pamie: But we just saw that Diary where she was complaining about the unfortunate fashion choices she's made in the past and now this? Something even worse than all of the old ones combined?
Stee: You know what's really cool? Method Man's wearing a shirt that says "Method Man" on it.
Pamie: God didn't let Missy win for a long time, though.
Stee: E. Coli?
Pamie: Missy just thanked E. Coli. That's why she's so thin.

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The 2003 MTV Video Music Awards Stee: Every song is a Neptunes song. Pamie: Busta keeps going "mmm." And then they're lighting a girl's ass on fire. LeBron stops once again to ask for a kiss. Poor guy. Eighteen and so rich he doesn't know he sucks. Missy wins. She comes out with Timbaland. Snoop is grooving in his seat to his own private song. Missy reminds us that she's never won before. The Susan Lucci of the VMAs. She thanks God. She even thanks her hair lady and makeup lady. She thanks Stee's old high-school friend, the director Dave Meyers, who stands. Then she thanks Aaliyah. Aaliyah doesn't stand. How rude of her. Commercials.
Pamie: Jesus. Oh, the crowd goes wild. Stee: Basically, he just did what Kobe did. He raped Ashanti. Pamie: Everybody's been raping Ashanti. Stee: I thought Ashanti died on a plane recently. Pamie: What the eff is Missy wearing? Stee: What she was wearing earlier. Pamie: But we just saw that Diary where she was complaining about the unfortunate fashion choices she's made in the past and now this? Something even worse than all of the old ones combined? Stee: You know what's really cool? Method Man's wearing a shirt that says "Method Man" on it. Pamie: God didn't let Missy win for a long time, though. Stee: E. Coli? Pamie: Missy just thanked E. Coli. That's why she's so thin. Stee: I don't think she's so thin anymore. She got thin for the album. Pamie: She got thin for Aaliyah. Stee: The girl who just got raped by LeBron James? Why'd she do that? Pamie: Missy's looking for Dave Meyers. Stee: He's right therrre. He's my new Friendster. Pamie: He is your newest Friendster. Isn't that crazy? Two days after he won a VMA, right after he got home with his Moon Man, he asked you to be his Friendster. Stee: He actually did. Pamie: That must make you feel kind of famous. Stee: I guess. Pamie: Good Charlotte makes me nauseous. Stee: I couldn't hate them more. Isn't it just Mudvayne with less makeup? Pamie: Dammit! Stee: Oh, now you've got to look up "Mudvayne"? Pamie: Yes! I think there's an "a-y" in it. Stee: Yeah, I think there is. Pamie: So, Stee. Here we are at the first commercial break of the 2003 Video Music Awards. Stee: Uh huh.

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