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The 2007 MTV Movie Awards Liveblog
Joe R: They made a movie about the Transformers???
Miss Alli: I've heard that they did.
Joe R: I'm happy for Michael Bay. This is the absolute highest honor he could ever hope to win. ...Actually, that's not true; a friend of mine and I have said that Michael Bay is exactly that director who will win an Oscar in about fifteen years as a thank-you for all the money he's made people.
Miss Alli: I don't know. I think that's very optimistic. Are you Michael Bay's mom?
Joe R: Oh no, that's very pessimistic. That's me at my most cynical.
Miss Alli: But if you're Michael Bay, I'm saying.
Joe R: Well, yes.
Joe R: But he'll direct that one movie where nothing explodes, but, like, Leonardo DiCaprio is mentally ill in it or whatever. And he'll win an Oscar. And everyone will be like "Worst Oscar Winner Ever!" until, like, Joel Schumacher wins one a couple years later.
Miss Alli: Wow, it's like you can see the future.
Joe R: The horrible, horrible future.
Miss Alli: The Joel Schumacher future.
Joe R: Where the art direction is positively hideous.

Miss Alli: Why is Trishelle on my TV? I think I'm getting a skin disease through the remote.
Joe R: Sarah Silverman had no time for Andy Samberg's bit tonight. Aw. I want to give Andy Samberg one big giant hug. But also, dude, Sarah Silverman hates her life so much right now.
Miss Alli: Hey, she could have said no.
Joe R: Tyrese Gibson, Josh Duhamel, and Shia LaBeouf? WE JUST SAW YOU! Plan your totally scripted and fixed awards show better, MTV!
Miss Alli: These guys are all drunk, I think.
Joe R: Yeah, Shia's about to fall down.
Miss Alli: Like, way to act too good to read the teleprompter.
Joe R: Josh Duhamel is on Las Vegas! He doesn't need this!
Miss Alli: "I was on Las Vegas! I don't read teleprompters!"
Joe R: Ha!
Miss Alli: Wow, brain.
Joe R: Is J-Hud there? Does she win this? "Breakthrough Performance"?
Miss Alli: She's there, but I don't think she'll win.
Joe R: Oh, Will Smith's gonna win. Will Smith and Jim Carrey always win when nominated.
Miss Alli: Johnny Depp!
Joe R: Oh! And he's THERE! Johnny, what happened to the too-cool Depp who lived in France?

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The 2007 MTV Movie Awards Liveblog
Miss Alli: I don't think anything will help her now. She peaked way too early by making a comedy with Colin Firth when she was like twelve, and now it's this. Wait, Transformers won? I'm totally shocked.
Joe R: They made a movie about the Transformers???
Miss Alli: I've heard that they did.
Joe R: I'm happy for Michael Bay. This is the absolute highest honor he could ever hope to win. ...Actually, that's not true; a friend of mine and I have said that Michael Bay is exactly that director who will win an Oscar in about fifteen years as a thank-you for all the money he's made people.
Miss Alli: I don't know. I think that's very optimistic. Are you Michael Bay's mom?
Joe R: Oh no, that's very pessimistic. That's me at my most cynical.
Miss Alli: But if you're Michael Bay, I'm saying.
Joe R: Well, yes.
Joe R: But he'll direct that one movie where nothing explodes, but, like, Leonardo DiCaprio is mentally ill in it or whatever. And he'll win an Oscar. And everyone will be like "Worst Oscar Winner Ever!" until, like, Joel Schumacher wins one a couple years later.
Miss Alli: Wow, it's like you can see the future.
Joe R: The horrible, horrible future.
Miss Alli: The Joel Schumacher future.
Joe R: Where the art direction is positively hideous.

Miss Alli: Why is Trishelle on my TV? I think I'm getting a skin disease through the remote.
Joe R: Sarah Silverman had no time for Andy Samberg's bit tonight. Aw. I want to give Andy Samberg one big giant hug. But also, dude, Sarah Silverman hates her life so much right now.
Miss Alli: Hey, she could have said no.
Joe R: Tyrese Gibson, Josh Duhamel, and Shia LaBeouf? WE JUST SAW YOU! Plan your totally scripted and fixed awards show better, MTV!
Miss Alli: These guys are all drunk, I think.
Joe R: Yeah, Shia's about to fall down.
Miss Alli: Like, way to act too good to read the teleprompter.
Joe R: Josh Duhamel is on Las Vegas! He doesn't need this!
Miss Alli: "I was on Las Vegas! I don't read teleprompters!"
Joe R: Ha!
Miss Alli: Wow, brain.
Joe R: Is J-Hud there? Does she win this? "Breakthrough Performance"?
Miss Alli: She's there, but I don't think she'll win.

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