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The 2007 MTV Movie Awards Liveblog
Joe R: Man, Posh Spice and Chris Tucker. "See, MTV audience, there used to be a year called 1998..." Back when they were all celebrating their Super Sweet Nines.

Miss Alli: So this is Rihanna. I will admit that, as rain metaphors go, umbrellas aren't thoroughly covered territory the way, say, walking in the rain is.
Joe R: Man, Fergie looks JEALOUS!
Miss Alli: Fergie's old news. It's amazing what peeing your pants on stage will do to your credibility.
Joe R: And, okay, I will advance the perhaps controversial notion that Rihanna sounds better in the studio than she does live.
Miss Alli: She needed to say "'brella" a few more times, and maybe she'd get the hang of it. I very much enjoyed her in Keep On Bringing It On, with Hayden Panettiere, or whatever that was called.
Joe R: My little sister is a big fan of the direct-to-video Bring It On sequels. She keeps me posted on those, as well as the High School Musical.
Miss Alli: The umbrellography here is very cutting-edge.
Joe R: And Rihanna's leather tutu is a tribute both to Lara Flynn Boyle and to Bette Midler's performance on the Idol finale.
Miss Alli: Also cutting-edge: the shower of sparks, not seen since Duran Duran toured in 1984.
Joe R: Andy Samberg looks SO BORED. I wish he would get up onstage and sing about how Roy Rules.
Miss Alli: This is a rather literal interpretation of the lyrics. Poor Sarah Silverman hated it.
Joe R: It's a tribute to Gene Kelly, DUH!

Miss Alli: I will go see an Adam Sandler/Kevin James movie over my own dead body. Thanks for dressing up, Adam. Glad you had something nice under the bed.
Joe R: Man, Kevin James and Adam Sandler are such a hilarious gay couple. Oh man, speaking of hilarious and gay, it's Best Kiss!
Miss Alli: There's always a hilarious gay kiss!
Miss Alli: Where the guys aren't really gay!
Miss Alli: But the kiss is really wet!
Joe R: So who wants to bet Sandler and/or Kevin James balked at kissing onstage? Not that we aren't grateful.
Miss Alli: You know, this makes the patter at the Oscars look like it was written by Noel Coward. This is so embarrassing.
Joe R: Jessica Biel manages to look above it all. That's how embarrassing. You know, Best Kiss is the most token-infused category of them all. Every race, gender, and little-person distinction is represented.

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The 2007 MTV Movie Awards Liveblog
Joe R: Man, Posh Spice and Chris Tucker. "See, MTV audience, there used to be a year called 1998..." Back when they were all celebrating their Super Sweet Nines.

Miss Alli: So this is Rihanna. I will admit that, as rain metaphors go, umbrellas aren't thoroughly covered territory the way, say, walking in the rain is.
Joe R: Man, Fergie looks JEALOUS!
Miss Alli: Fergie's old news. It's amazing what peeing your pants on stage will do to your credibility.
Joe R: And, okay, I will advance the perhaps controversial notion that Rihanna sounds better in the studio than she does live.
Miss Alli: She needed to say "'brella" a few more times, and maybe she'd get the hang of it. I very much enjoyed her in Keep On Bringing It On, with Hayden Panettiere, or whatever that was called.
Joe R: My little sister is a big fan of the direct-to-video Bring It On sequels. She keeps me posted on those, as well as the High School Musical.
Miss Alli: The umbrellography here is very cutting-edge.
Joe R: And Rihanna's leather tutu is a tribute both to Lara Flynn Boyle and to Bette Midler's performance on the Idol finale.
Miss Alli: Also cutting-edge: the shower of sparks, not seen since Duran Duran toured in 1984.
Joe R: Andy Samberg looks SO BORED. I wish he would get up onstage and sing about how Roy Rules.
Miss Alli: This is a rather literal interpretation of the lyrics. Poor Sarah Silverman hated it.
Joe R: It's a tribute to Gene Kelly, DUH!

Miss Alli: I will go see an Adam Sandler/Kevin James movie over my own dead body. Thanks for dressing up, Adam. Glad you had something nice under the bed.
Joe R: Man, Kevin James and Adam Sandler are such a hilarious gay couple. Oh man, speaking of hilarious and gay, it's Best Kiss!
Miss Alli: There's always a hilarious gay kiss!
Miss Alli: Where the guys aren't really gay!
Miss Alli: But the kiss is really wet!
Joe R: So who wants to bet Sandler and/or Kevin James balked at kissing onstage? Not that we aren't grateful.
Miss Alli: You know, this makes the patter at the Oscars look like it was written by Noel Coward. This is so embarrassing.
Joe R: Jessica Biel manages to look above it all. That's how embarrassing. You know, Best Kiss is the most token-infused category of them all. Every race, gender, and little-person distinction is represented.

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