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The 2007 MTV Movie Awards Liveblog
Miss Alli: The Holiday is so bad, too. It has Jude Law and it is still completely not worth considering as a kissing movie. Hey, the gay kiss won! That is so progressive!
Joe R: I feel so proud! And I think I own that polo Will Ferrell is wearing.
Miss Alli: Will Ferrell is trying to wear that beard ironically, and he's failing.
Joe R: Will Ferrell's been wearing that hair ironically for far too long.
Miss Alli: I can't believe two guys acting like they're gay still counts as a bit. Pedro Zamora's ghost is like, "I went on Real World for THIS?" Boys kissing boys! Hilarious!
Joe R: My discomfort, officially, is because they are ugly.
Miss Alli: I think this show answers the question, "What's stupider than MTV generally?"
Joe R: Kevin James is so freaked out right now. "Is this what happens when you kiss a guy in a movie and market it to the MTV demo?" And Dane Cook -- still looking manorexic tonight.

Miss Alli: Watching this is making me feel about eighty years old
Joe R: This Texas Chainsaw Massacre spoof isn't bad, but it's not better than that YouTube clip I found of TCM set to Benny Hill music.
Miss Alli: I haven't seen that. I'm still obsessed with the Chuck E. Cheese training video.
Joe R: I'll have to find that one. Okay, so once again, to review: Will Ferrell and Borat were making out onstage. Much squealing was to be heard from the audience. Kevin James pooped his pants in fear. Gay Pride weekends were ruined nationwide.
Miss Alli: And we all learned a lesson. About ourselves.
Joe R: We all learned we would definitely not choose to make out with Will Ferrell on purpose.
Miss Alli: Even as a joke.
Joe R: Even if we would win ourselves some golden popcorn.
Miss Alli: Hey, a commercial for the gay movie! This looks awesome.
Joe R: Transformers is the gay movie?
Miss Alli: That trailer is over. The Kevin James movie, I'm saying. The other gay movie.
Joe R: Okay, wait, back to Sarah.
Miss Alli: She's inserted into the movies! What a fresh idea! Hey, is Brad Pitt still the go-to hottie? That surprises me.
Joe R: Not with those Babel wrinkles, he's not. I'm amazed Hugh Jackman hasn't replaced him by now.

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The 2007 MTV Movie Awards Liveblog
Miss Alli: The Holiday is so bad, too. It has Jude Law and it is still completely not worth considering as a kissing movie. Hey, the gay kiss won! That is so progressive!
Joe R: I feel so proud! And I think I own that polo Will Ferrell is wearing.
Miss Alli: Will Ferrell is trying to wear that beard ironically, and he's failing.
Joe R: Will Ferrell's been wearing that hair ironically for far too long.
Miss Alli: I can't believe two guys acting like they're gay still counts as a bit. Pedro Zamora's ghost is like, "I went on Real World for THIS?" Boys kissing boys! Hilarious!
Joe R: My discomfort, officially, is because they are ugly.
Miss Alli: I think this show answers the question, "What's stupider than MTV generally?"
Joe R: Kevin James is so freaked out right now. "Is this what happens when you kiss a guy in a movie and market it to the MTV demo?" And Dane Cook -- still looking manorexic tonight.

Miss Alli: Watching this is making me feel about eighty years old
Joe R: This Texas Chainsaw Massacre spoof isn't bad, but it's not better than that YouTube clip I found of TCM set to Benny Hill music.
Miss Alli: I haven't seen that. I'm still obsessed with the Chuck E. Cheese training video.
Joe R: I'll have to find that one. Okay, so once again, to review: Will Ferrell and Borat were making out onstage. Much squealing was to be heard from the audience. Kevin James pooped his pants in fear. Gay Pride weekends were ruined nationwide.
Miss Alli: And we all learned a lesson. About ourselves.
Joe R: We all learned we would definitely not choose to make out with Will Ferrell on purpose.
Miss Alli: Even as a joke.
Joe R: Even if we would win ourselves some golden popcorn.
Miss Alli: Hey, a commercial for the gay movie! This looks awesome.
Joe R: Transformers is the gay movie?
Miss Alli: That trailer is over. The Kevin James movie, I'm saying. The other gay movie.
Joe R: Okay, wait, back to Sarah.
Miss Alli: She's inserted into the movies! What a fresh idea! Hey, is Brad Pitt still the go-to hottie? That surprises me.
Joe R: Not with those Babel wrinkles, he's not. I'm amazed Hugh Jackman hasn't replaced him by now.

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