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The 2007 MTV Movie Awards Liveblog
Miss Alli: I guess this means Jay's staying out of rehab right now, which is good.
Joe R: Now that Lindsay's in there, I'm not sure if they'd let Jay in.

Miss Alli: Hairspray!
Joe R: I think Travolta's voice might bother me more than his face.
Miss Alli: Yup.
Joe R: Is he trying to go all Fargo on us? Isn't that supposed to be set in Baltimore?
Miss Alli: Yeah, he does sound a little Midwestern. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Joe R: Ha ha! You're Midwestern!
Miss Alli: You want to kiss Will Ferrell!
Joe R: You...ah, I can't rebound from that. Damn you, MTV, and your ugly dudes comically making out!
Miss Alli: I'm fascinated by the fact that the theme of the MTV Movie Awards is that the MTV Movie Awards are stupid bullshit. It's like they're announcing it's stupid so you can't point out that it's stupid.
Joe R: It's a sort of welcome home moment.

Miss Alli: Krasinski!
Joe R: ...And also Robin Williams. Assume crash positions.
Miss Alli: Why is he wearing a sweater of Martha Stewart's?
Joe R: No idea, but his haircut really, really works.
Miss Alli: I agree with that. And Mandy Moore HATED saying "balls" just then.
Joe R: She picked the wrong year to try to promote her movie on MTV, then. And why is she dressed for prom?
Miss Alli: She really looks out of place, you're right. She didn't get the memo from Adam Sandler about dressing in the outfit you'd be wearing if you'd never become famous.

Joe R: "Best Comedic Performance." Chances Borat doesn't win this award?
Miss Alli: Ben Stiller is like, "Even I know my movie was terrible."
Joe R: Emily Blunt would rather make out with Michael Bublé than be here.
Miss Alli: Robin Williams is doing his Borat! Didn't I call that in the oddsmaking? I rule!
Joe R: Do you win actual money now? Do we have to pay you out of Renee Fris's hair budget?
Miss Alli: He's got it to spare.
Joe R: "Rehab" joke count: 97. Thanks, Sacha Baron Cohen! Miss Alli: I find this guy SO LAME. I admit it. I'm not sorry.
Joe R: I'm ambivalent. Meadow Soprano enthused about Borat last week, so I don't think it's cool to like it anymore.

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The 2007 MTV Movie Awards Liveblog
Miss Alli: I guess this means Jay's staying out of rehab right now, which is good.
Joe R: Now that Lindsay's in there, I'm not sure if they'd let Jay in.

Miss Alli: Hairspray!
Joe R: I think Travolta's voice might bother me more than his face.
Miss Alli: Yup.
Joe R: Is he trying to go all Fargo on us? Isn't that supposed to be set in Baltimore?
Miss Alli: Yeah, he does sound a little Midwestern. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Joe R: Ha ha! You're Midwestern!
Miss Alli: You want to kiss Will Ferrell!
Joe R: You...ah, I can't rebound from that. Damn you, MTV, and your ugly dudes comically making out!
Miss Alli: I'm fascinated by the fact that the theme of the MTV Movie Awards is that the MTV Movie Awards are stupid bullshit. It's like they're announcing it's stupid so you can't point out that it's stupid.
Joe R: It's a sort of welcome home moment.

Miss Alli: Krasinski!
Joe R: ...And also Robin Williams. Assume crash positions.
Miss Alli: Why is he wearing a sweater of Martha Stewart's?
Joe R: No idea, but his haircut really, really works.
Miss Alli: I agree with that. And Mandy Moore HATED saying "balls" just then.
Joe R: She picked the wrong year to try to promote her movie on MTV, then. And why is she dressed for prom?
Miss Alli: She really looks out of place, you're right. She didn't get the memo from Adam Sandler about dressing in the outfit you'd be wearing if you'd never become famous.

Joe R: "Best Comedic Performance." Chances Borat doesn't win this award?
Miss Alli: Ben Stiller is like, "Even I know my movie was terrible."
Joe R: Emily Blunt would rather make out with Michael Bublé than be here.
Miss Alli: Robin Williams is doing his Borat! Didn't I call that in the oddsmaking? I rule!
Joe R: Do you win actual money now? Do we have to pay you out of Renee Fris's hair budget?
Miss Alli: He's got it to spare.
Joe R: "Rehab" joke count: 97. Thanks, Sacha Baron Cohen! Miss Alli: I find this guy SO LAME. I admit it. I'm not sorry.
Joe R: I'm ambivalent. Meadow Soprano enthused about Borat last week, so I don't think it's cool to like it anymore.

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