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The 2007 MTV Movie Awards Liveblog
Miss Alli: Amanda Bynes? Still hating her life.
Joe R: Oh my God, Amanda Bynes has to have hanged herself by now. I'd give anything for an Amanda Bynes-cam in the corner of the screen for the rest of the show. Also, I think I saw Fergie get her sixth consecutive vaguely-pissed reaction shot during that award. She's like Salma Hayek during the Best Foreign Film Oscar when Mexico doesn't win.

Miss Alli: It's amazing that somebody is more pissed off than Paris Hilton, under the circumstances. She's going to jail; Fergie's going home to roll around with Josh Duhamel, and Fergie is still more pissed.

Joe R: A fake PSA for lame Borat impersonations. Okay, this isn't bad.
Miss Alli: I could have lived without Trump.
Joe R: Susan Sarandon should do fake disease PSAs for the rest of her life. She's awesome at it. Trump notwithstanding, that was the only worthwhile moment of the night.
Miss Alli: Yes, I agree.

Miss Alli: Cameron Diaz's dress is quite small.
Joe R: Oh, Cam Diaz. Will she make armpit fart noises? Wait, so Mike Myers gets the Lifetime Achievement?
Miss Alli: Apparently so, yes. They're a little late, and not timing it too well, since the third Shrek movie is apparently almost as good as all the other third-in-a-series movies you've seen.
Joe R: Is it the mic stand that makes it look like Cam's wearing formal shorts, or is she wearing formal shorts?
Miss Alli: I think they're formal shorts, yes. Which is kind of a relief.
Joe R: I'm sure Cameron Diaz's vagina is just as over this show as Amanda Bynes and Fergie are, but we won't have to see it. Is that what you mean by "relief"?
Miss Alli: Yes. Yes, it is. I like how they're including The Cat In The Hat, like it's among his masterpieces.
Joe R: And his scene in 54 where he wants to suck Travis Birkenstock's cock.
Miss Alli: I find this a very oddly timed award, as I said. Unless you like cartoons, what's the last thing he was funny in?
Joe R: For a career with that many movies, Mike Myers has really only played three characters. It's like: Wayne, Dr. Evil, Shrek, and...that's a career.
Miss Alli: I would say his last onscreen success was the last Austin Powers movie, which was five years ago. So people who still actually watch MTV were embryos. This, for them, is like Henry Fonda getting an award when I was in high school.

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The 2007 MTV Movie Awards Liveblog
Miss Alli: Amanda Bynes? Still hating her life.
Joe R: Oh my God, Amanda Bynes has to have hanged herself by now. I'd give anything for an Amanda Bynes-cam in the corner of the screen for the rest of the show. Also, I think I saw Fergie get her sixth consecutive vaguely-pissed reaction shot during that award. She's like Salma Hayek during the Best Foreign Film Oscar when Mexico doesn't win.

Miss Alli: It's amazing that somebody is more pissed off than Paris Hilton, under the circumstances. She's going to jail; Fergie's going home to roll around with Josh Duhamel, and Fergie is still more pissed.

Joe R: A fake PSA for lame Borat impersonations. Okay, this isn't bad.
Miss Alli: I could have lived without Trump.
Joe R: Susan Sarandon should do fake disease PSAs for the rest of her life. She's awesome at it. Trump notwithstanding, that was the only worthwhile moment of the night.
Miss Alli: Yes, I agree.

Miss Alli: Cameron Diaz's dress is quite small.
Joe R: Oh, Cam Diaz. Will she make armpit fart noises? Wait, so Mike Myers gets the Lifetime Achievement?
Miss Alli: Apparently so, yes. They're a little late, and not timing it too well, since the third Shrek movie is apparently almost as good as all the other third-in-a-series movies you've seen.
Joe R: Is it the mic stand that makes it look like Cam's wearing formal shorts, or is she wearing formal shorts?
Miss Alli: I think they're formal shorts, yes. Which is kind of a relief.
Joe R: I'm sure Cameron Diaz's vagina is just as over this show as Amanda Bynes and Fergie are, but we won't have to see it. Is that what you mean by "relief"?
Miss Alli: Yes. Yes, it is. I like how they're including The Cat In The Hat, like it's among his masterpieces.
Joe R: And his scene in 54 where he wants to suck Travis Birkenstock's cock.
Miss Alli: I find this a very oddly timed award, as I said. Unless you like cartoons, what's the last thing he was funny in?
Joe R: For a career with that many movies, Mike Myers has really only played three characters. It's like: Wayne, Dr. Evil, Shrek, and...that's a career.
Miss Alli: I would say his last onscreen success was the last Austin Powers movie, which was five years ago. So people who still actually watch MTV were embryos. This, for them, is like Henry Fonda getting an award when I was in high school.

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