MONDO EXTRAS

The 70s, Part One

by Manimal April 29, 2000
The 70s, Part One

The bell rings in Eileen and Christie's loft. Eileen hollers, "Use your KEY!" and complains about it being the third time. But it's not Christie -- it's Eileen's mom, and she's left her dad. Eileen, like the self-absorbed twit that she is, recants all her "feminist" principles and yells at her mom about breaking up the family and negates her mother's desire to be more than a wife and mother. Eileen screams, "That is who you are!" Eileen could use a little slappin' around.

More classic rock plays. Actually, I recognize this background music from Goodfellas and maybe Boogie Nights . . . as Byron, take-out pizza in hand, walks up to his apartment complex gate. Some G-men step out of a car. Byron drops his food and freaks, running down the street and tossing women aside to escape. What a shitweasel.

Dexter and Quincy pull up to a liquor store to buy some cigs.

Cut to Byron being chased down the street still, intercut with shots of Christie running back to Nick's house, apologizing like a madwoman, only to find him OD'd. Amy Smart keens like a ferret and snot dribbles out of her nose.

Cut back to Quincy, who comes out of the liquor store and signals to a dude who walks up to Dexter's car and fires at it with a shotgun, blasting all the windows. Dexter tries to get away, but slams his car into the back of a delivery truck. TO BE CONTINUED pops up . . . and I'm spent.

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The 70s, Part One

by Manimal April 29, 2000
The 70s, Part One The bell rings in Eileen and Christie's loft. Eileen hollers, "Use your KEY!" and complains about it being the third time. But it's not Christie -- it's Eileen's mom, and she's left her dad. Eileen, like the self-absorbed twit that she is, recants all her "feminist" principles and yells at her mom about breaking up the family and negates her mother's desire to be more than a wife and mother. Eileen screams, "That is who you are!" Eileen could use a little slappin' around. More classic rock plays. Actually, I recognize this background music from Goodfellas and maybe Boogie Nights . . . as Byron, take-out pizza in hand, walks up to his apartment complex gate. Some G-men step out of a car. Byron drops his food and freaks, running down the street and tossing women aside to escape. What a shitweasel. Dexter and Quincy pull up to a liquor store to buy some cigs. Cut to Byron being chased down the street still, intercut with shots of Christie running back to Nick's house, apologizing like a madwoman, only to find him OD'd. Amy Smart keens like a ferret and snot dribbles out of her nose. Cut back to Quincy, who comes out of the liquor store and signals to a dude who walks up to Dexter's car and fires at it with a shotgun, blasting all the windows. Dexter tries to get away, but slams his car into the back of a delivery truck. TO BE CONTINUED pops up . . . and I'm spent.

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