Miss Alli: "Bunion surgery."
Sars: Well, happy 68th birthday, Alli.
Miss Alli: Thank you! I have aged so much.
Sars: The promo on TCM for Harum Scarum, "Elvis tours the Middle East," aged me even further.
Miss Alli: Wow. That will put the Asian guy to shame.
Sars: Well, that was sad. That was a sad, terrible movie and I feel sorry for Elvis. And for myself.
Miss Alli: Fortunately, one of you is not alive to need pity.
Sars: "Elvis Without Pity." Word. And on that note...it's time for shuffleboard. Thanks for aging with me.
Miss Alli: You too!