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The Elvis-athon: Speedway

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Miss Alli: That is one large elevator. It's like an elevator full of clowns. ...Meat slammers! Go, Foley guys!

Sars: That fight made Star Trek: TOS fights look like Raging Bull.

Miss Alli: She keeps kissing Elvis with her eyes open. It freaks me out.

Sars: If his hair tries to eat her face, she wants to be prepared. ...I keep thinking this song is going to turn into "Mambo Italiano."

Miss Alli: It would improve if it did, to say the least.

Sars: By "thinking," I really meant "wishing."

Miss Alli: You know, I think Marlon Brando singing in Guys And Dolls was less stupid than this.

Sars: Ooooh, janitor guy. That was a little pitchy. Didn't have the yo factor.

Miss Alli: It was only all right for me.

Sars: Sanjanitoraya. (sorry)

Miss Alli: Boo.

Sars: ...Uh oh. Remember Gustave's rule of parking garages. Something bad is about to happen. I hope. ...Yep. Moppets.

Miss Alli: The Moppets were repossessed!

Sars: Ah yes. The Norma Desmond Memorial Nightie Product Placement.

Miss Alli: But she and Elvis are working together now.

Sars: I really wish we didn't have to hear the entirety of Appendix D of the tax file here.

Miss Alli: He should have used the EZ form.

Sars: Or to see them kiss. It's really gross. She looks like a special-edition Ed Sullivan Bratz doll.

Miss Alli: Once again, the happy pit crew is happy.

Sars: Well, that shot of Elvis's Beatle boots pressing the gas pedal certainly convinced ME that he did his own driving in this movie.

Miss Alli: Because otherwise, they'd have to fake the boots. Which they would not do.

Sars: Nice dismount from your hunka hunka burnin' car, E.

Miss Alli: I want to see one of the moppets drive. She'd have to be as fast as Elvis was.

Sars: She could run faster than Elvis was. And I hope she does. Away.

Miss Alli: Great little actress. Great promise.

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The Elvis-athon: Speedway

Episode Report Card
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YOU GRADE IT
Zippity Doo Blah

Miss Alli: She keeps kissing Elvis with her eyes open. It freaks me out.

Sars: If his hair tries to eat her face, she wants to be prepared. ...I keep thinking this song is going to turn into "Mambo Italiano."

Miss Alli: It would improve if it did, to say the least.

Sars: By "thinking," I really meant "wishing."

Miss Alli: You know, I think Marlon Brando singing in Guys And Dolls was less stupid than this.

Sars: Ooooh, janitor guy. That was a little pitchy. Didn't have the yo factor.

Miss Alli: It was only all right for me.

Sars: Sanjanitoraya. (sorry)

Miss Alli: Boo.

Sars: ...Uh oh. Remember Gustave's rule of parking garages. Something bad is about to happen. I hope. ...Yep. Moppets.

Miss Alli: The Moppets were repossessed!

Sars: Ah yes. The Norma Desmond Memorial Nightie Product Placement.

Miss Alli: But she and Elvis are working together now.

Sars: I really wish we didn't have to hear the entirety of Appendix D of the tax file here.

Miss Alli: He should have used the EZ form.

Sars: Or to see them kiss. It's really gross. She looks like a special-edition Ed Sullivan Bratz doll.

Miss Alli: Once again, the happy pit crew is happy.

Sars: Well, that shot of Elvis's Beatle boots pressing the gas pedal certainly convinced ME that he did his own driving in this movie.

Miss Alli: Because otherwise, they'd have to fake the boots. Which they would not do.

Sars: Nice dismount from your hunka hunka burnin' car, E.

Miss Alli: I want to see one of the moppets drive. She'd have to be as fast as Elvis was.

Sars: She could run faster than Elvis was. And I hope she does. Away.

Miss Alli: Great little actress. Great promise.

Sars: You know what, movie, if I want to listen to "Car Talk," I'll listen to "Car Talk." On the plus side, I'm sensing a montage. Moppets helping, happy clarinet.

Miss Alli: For just a minute, the soundtrack was going in a West Side Story direction, and then it went back to, like, second-rate Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

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