MONDO EXTRAS
Miss Alli: Okay, so let me start by saying that the Emmys this year are an obvious joke.
Joe R: No, I think these are the actual Emmys. I double-checked with Fox and everything.
Miss Alli: Oh. Well, what categories did Friday Night Lights get nominated in?
Joe R: One sec, lemme look it up...oh. This can't be right. Did Connie Britton change her name to "Patricia Arquette"? Because that would seem to be confusing.
Miss Alli: Huh. Hard to understand, but maybe it got crowded out by The Wire?
Joe R: Most likely. That show gets talked about and praised so much that...huh. "Boston Legal"?
Miss Alli: Isn't that...wait, isn't that the David E. Kelley Shatner thing?
Joe R: All kidding aside, yes, I'm totally with you -- this year's Emmys, in the drama categories most egregiously, are ridiculous.
Miss Alli: They are. In comedy, they are okay. In drama, they are impossible to defend.
Joe R: Unless you really feel like defending Grey's Anatomy. Which: I watch the show. You really shouldn't try to mount a defense of Grey's Anatomy.
Miss Alli: Dude, I think my parents' dog is right about that show.
Joe R: Your parents dog has an opinion on Grey's?
Miss Alli: Okay, so let me start by saying that the Emmys this year are an obvious joke.
Joe R: No, I think these are the actual Emmys. I double-checked with Fox and everything.
Miss Alli: Oh. Well, what categories did Friday Night Lights get nominated in?
Joe R: One sec, lemme look it up...oh. This can't be right. Did Connie Britton change her name to "Patricia Arquette"? Because that would seem to be confusing.
Miss Alli: Huh. Hard to understand, but maybe it got crowded out by The Wire?
Joe R: Most likely. That show gets talked about and praised so much that...huh. "Boston Legal"?
Miss Alli: Isn't that...wait, isn't that the David E. Kelley Shatner thing?
Joe R: All kidding aside, yes, I'm totally with you -- this year's Emmys, in the drama categories most egregiously, are ridiculous.
Miss Alli: They are. In comedy, they are okay. In drama, they are impossible to defend.
Joe R: Unless you really feel like defending Grey's Anatomy. Which: I watch the show. You really shouldn't try to mount a defense of Grey's Anatomy.
Miss Alli: Dude, I think my parents' dog is right about that show.
Joe R: Your parents dog has an opinion on Grey's?
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