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The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by Miss Alli September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Miss Alli: Maybe so. ...Nope.
Joe R: Nope. They do like their repeat winners, or have I mentioned?
Miss Alli: I still like Jon better, I admit. I love them both, but still. If I had to watch one every day and couldn't watch the other at all, I'd keep Jon.
Joe R: That's a hell of a Sophie's Choice, though. They should combine into one unstoppable hourlong show.
Miss Alli: They sort of have.
Joe R: True.
Miss Alli: Jon Stewart fucking rocks. My first use for human cloning is making a million Jon Stewarts so there will be one left for me to grow old with.
Joe R: Here's where Tony Bennett beats four chumps. Including the Shatner roast. Yeesh.
Miss Alli: I like the Kennedy Center Honors being against Wanda Sykes. And hey, Tony Bennett won! Who knew?
Joe R: Poor Julia Louis-Dreyfus is like, "Psst! That's you! Need any help getting up?" Though I really shouldn't make fun -- he's my Grandpa's favorite.
Miss Alli: He's everyone's grandpa's favorite.
Joe R: When you're thanking "everyone at Target," it's time to walk off the stage.
Miss Alli: God, no shit. Hey, it's the Emperors Of The Emmys! Would you care to see their unclothed asses?
Joe R: ...um? I'll say no. Mark Harmon looks like he could work at Ernst and Young.
Miss Alli: I am saying the emperor has no clothes, JOE.
Joe R: Oh, right!
Miss Alli: So, supporting Actress, miniseries or movie. Famous actresses!
Joe R: The only one I saw was Samantha Morton, who was very good. I say Broken Trail again. And...Judy Davis. Oh, good -- I love Judy Davis.
Miss Alli: Oh, wow. Judy Davis. It's the start of the Starter Wife juggernaut!
Joe R: Watch out, Messing-haters! ...Look at this guy. The President of the Television Academy: "My bad."
Miss Alli: "Not my fault!" So...wait. Now they are LITERALLY congratulating television for being so awesome.
Joe R: How is the TV Academy taking credit for the USO and FarmAid?
Miss Alli: And Live Aid! The US television industry? Seriously?
Joe R: That's like the Oscars taking credit for the Peace Corps.
Miss Alli: Christ. "Idol Gives Back" won a Governor's Award.

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The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person

by Miss Alli September 17, 2007
The Emmys: Live And In Non-Person
Joe R: Very true.
Miss Alli: Okay, more show. And here is Steve Carell. To cheer me up.
Joe R: Big cheers for The Office. Nice.
Miss Alli: Jon Stewart in the audience looks like his proud dad.
Joe R: He always does -- I love that dynamic.
Joe R: Nice that Fox allowed this expanded Office segment.
Miss Alli: This is a hilarious little bit. "Biggest Rack On The Show!" Hee. ...And now, outstanding variety music or comedy series.
Joe R: Speaking of proud dad, does Colbert beat Stewart this year?
Miss Alli: Maybe so. ...Nope.
Joe R: Nope. They do like their repeat winners, or have I mentioned?
Miss Alli: I still like Jon better, I admit. I love them both, but still. If I had to watch one every day and couldn't watch the other at all, I'd keep Jon.
Joe R: That's a hell of a Sophie's Choice, though. They should combine into one unstoppable hourlong show.
Miss Alli: They sort of have.
Joe R: True.
Miss Alli: Jon Stewart fucking rocks. My first use for human cloning is making a million Jon Stewarts so there will be one left for me to grow old with.
Joe R: Here's where Tony Bennett beats four chumps. Including the Shatner roast. Yeesh.
Miss Alli: I like the Kennedy Center Honors being against Wanda Sykes. And hey, Tony Bennett won! Who knew?
Joe R: Poor Julia Louis-Dreyfus is like, "Psst! That's you! Need any help getting up?" Though I really shouldn't make fun -- he's my Grandpa's favorite.
Miss Alli: He's everyone's grandpa's favorite.
Joe R: When you're thanking "everyone at Target," it's time to walk off the stage.
Miss Alli: God, no shit. Hey, it's the Emperors Of The Emmys! Would you care to see their unclothed asses?
Joe R: ...um? I'll say no. Mark Harmon looks like he could work at Ernst and Young.
Miss Alli: I am saying the emperor has no clothes, JOE.
Joe R: Oh, right!
Miss Alli: So, supporting Actress, miniseries or movie. Famous actresses!
Joe R: The only one I saw was Samantha Morton, who was very good. I say Broken Trail again. And...Judy Davis. Oh, good -- I love Judy Davis.
Miss Alli: Oh, wow. Judy Davis. It's the start of the Starter Wife juggernaut!
Joe R: Watch out, Messing-haters! ...Look at this guy. The President of the Television Academy: "My bad."

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